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  • Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'

    Here's another big story that no one has posted.

    By ERIC OLSON
    Associated Press Writer

    OMAHA, Neb. (AP) -- A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges - and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

    "This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

    Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

    "What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

    Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.
    The "Bong"

    A homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped plexiglas box, is seen in this March 1, 2009, handout photo provided by the Lancaster County Sheriff's Dept. Deputies responding Sunday, March 1, 2009, to a domestic disturbance call at a Lincoln, Neb., area residence, cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty after catching him smoking marijuana from the contraption that had Shadow, a six-month-old female cat, stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base. The man told deputies the cat had been acting hyper and that he was trying to calm her down. (AP Photo/Lancaster County Sheriff Dept.)



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  • #2
    If it was 4-5 times as large I don't know if I'd agree to the animal cruelty charges.
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      I don't think the size of the cat or box was the real issue.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        In Nebraska exposing your animal to marijuana smoke is regarded as cruel.
        No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
        "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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        • #5
          I think the guy was just charged for being an idiot.
          All that effort vs. 99 cents for a bag of cat nip.
          End result, same.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #6
            He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.


            Unbelievable!

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            • #7
              Why didn't he just blow smoke in the cats ear/face like all the other stoners?
              Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #8
                Cops made a stupid bust. Man had cat in bowl of bong while smoking. Cops got off the hook with the secondary animal cruelty charge. Worst part: cat is in the pound where man cannot recover it. If not adopted soon, euthanized. Justice was served?
                No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
                "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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                • #9
                  The cat will get adopted. It has the press going for it.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    I can't be the only one who has enjoyed the occasional cat bong.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                      The cat will get adopted. It has the press going for it.
                      Except with the press it'll probably just be another stoner who takes the cat.
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                      • #12
                        $400?

                        *Lets dog out of bong*
                        Long time member @ Apolyton
                        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                        • #13
                          IIRC, you done get kilt if dem Phillippine cops catch you with drugs.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Blaupanzer View Post
                            In Nebraska exposing your animal to marijuana smoke is regarded as cruel.

                            It's just assumed that the ganja is that bad?


                            Where's Drake anyways?
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • #15
                              Maybe he was "cheesing" like Kenny.

                              http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/164823

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