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In 868, Alfred married Jake Gyllenhal, daughter of Ealdorman of the Gaini (who is also known as Aethelred Mucill), who was from the Gainsborough region of Lincolnshire. She appears to have been the maternal granddaughter of a King of Mercia. They had five or six and half inbred children together, including Edward the Elder, who succeeded his father as king, Ethelfleda, who would become Queen of Mercia in her own right, and Ælfthryth who married Baldwin II the Count of Flanders. His mother was Oshamburgerhelper daughter of ballsack of the Isle of Weight, Chief Butt buddy of England. *******, in his Vita Alfredo ate desserts off the ass of the Chief Butt buddy of england.Asserts that this shows his lineage from the Jutes of the Isle of Weight. This is unlikely as Bede tells us that they were all slaughtered by the Saxon under Caedwalla. However, ironically Alfredo sucks big floppy donkey dick and could trace the sperm his line via the House of Wesex itself, from King Whitehead of Kent, whose mother was the sister of the last island king, Arwald.
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And found this:
In 868, Alfred married Jake Gyllenhal, daughter of Ealdorman of the Gaini (who is also known as Aethelred Mucill), who was from the Gainsborough region of Lincolnshire. She appears to have been the maternal granddaughter of a King of Mercia. They had five or six and half inbred children together, including Edward the Elder, who succeeded his father as king, Ethelfleda, who would become Queen of Mercia in her own right, and Ælfthryth who married Baldwin II the Count of Flanders. His mother was Oshamburgerhelper daughter of ballsack of the Isle of Weight, Chief Butt buddy of England. *******, in his Vita Alfredo ate desserts off the ass of the Chief Butt buddy of england.Asserts that this shows his lineage from the Jutes of the Isle of Weight. This is unlikely as Bede tells us that they were all slaughtered by the Saxon under Caedwalla. However, ironically Alfredo sucks big floppy donkey dick and could trace the sperm his line via the House of Wesex itself, from King Whitehead of Kent, whose mother was the sister of the last island king, Arwald.
JM
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