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  • My dentist made me paranoid about Coca Cola

    She talked about Coca Cola as if it were the devil itself.
    She said I should only drink during lunch or supper and brush immediataly after eating.

    Should I obey her?
    I need a foot massage

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    No, dentists hate people. That's why they chose a profession where they can inflict the maximum amount of pain on others.
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    • #3
      That said, any sort of 'brown' cola (proper cola, e.g. with kola bean juice in it) generally has phosphoric acid in it (diet included), which rots your teeth. But as long as you're not drinking like 2L a day you're probably fine.

      Clear sodas and most non-brown sodas don't have phosphoric acid in them, but you can check the label to verify.
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      • #4
        She said that 7 up does not ruin your teeth as much as Coca Cola, and that the name 7 up was somehow related tot he lower acidity level of the drink. ???
        I need a foot massage

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        • #5
          Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
          That said, any sort of 'brown' cola (proper cola, e.g. with kola bean juice in it) generally has phosphoric acid in it (diet included), which rots your teeth. But as long as you're not drinking like 2L a day you're probably fine.

          Clear sodas and most non-brown sodas don't have phosphoric acid in them, but you can check the label to verify.
          is there anything that you DONT know?
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          • #6
            Barnabas: Yes, 7-Up (and Sprite and other clear sodas) don't generally have Phosphoric Acid in them. (Phosphoric Acid gives it some of the bitter taste of cola.) Don't recall if fruit sodas have it or not off the top of my head.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
                Aahz: Yes, I don't know how to prevent a Pervect from hitting on young women or getting himself into trouble with his egotistical personality
                you're one to snark about ego
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                • #9
                  I'm not the one that bought into a Pyramid scheme just to have my name outlive me
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                  • #10
                    what exactly are you insinuating?
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                    • #11
                      That pervects don't have a good mind to mouth filter? Or that they easily get caught up in schemes that just happen to be cursed by pissed off wizards who don't like their plans being stolen?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zkribbler View Post

                        What a satanic profession
                        I need a foot massage

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
                          That pervects don't have a good mind to mouth filter? Or that they easily get caught up in schemes that just happen to be cursed by pissed off wizards who don't like their plans being stolen?
                          its not his fault he lost his goddamn powars by a prank by one of his so called "friends"

                          damn backstabbers, eh Snoop?
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                          • #14
                            Have you read the book I'm talking about
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                            • #15
                              TBH i only read the first couple, but i can identify with characters that used to be badass but got screwed so they appeal to the younger generation to train other badasses
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