Smelly Armpits

[Theben]

ok so the wiki article is a bit confusing. And strangely still under debate. You wouldn't think there would be this mystery about deoderant but apparantly there is.

But it does have me concerned about the aluminum in it. I think I'll go without deoderant from now on and let the ladies smell the real Dis. It can't possibly hurt my love life anymore.

Deodorant doesn't have aluminum in it. Anti-Perspirants do, but the link between aluminum and Alzheimer's has been discredited. Otherwise there's no way I'd use anti-perspirants.

[Berzerker]

In the US it's only available via prescription, so you'll have to pay one of my brethren.

Yeah, we've noticed how that works

Hey Doc, do you know of any link between the high estrogen birth control pills from the 60s to the mid 80s causing cancer?

[Berzerker]

I'm guessing KH was informed of this problem since we cant smell our own **** so to speak, ie my **** dont stink. I cant tell if I stink and it wouldn't matter if I just showered or was coming in off the course after a grueling 2 rounds of tournament golf.

[Maniac]

Deodorant doesn't have aluminum in it. Anti-Perspirants do, but the link between aluminum and Alzheimer's has been discredited. Otherwise there's no way I'd use anti-perspirants.

Regardless, I'm wondering how healthy it is to stop yourself from sweating. (Aluminium blocks the sweat glands) How is your body gonna cool down? Will you just sweat somewhere else? Will you be slowly boiled alive? These are all crucial questions.

[Krill]

I'd answer that question if it weren't so unoriginally dumb. Can you rephrase it into an interesting question Maniac?

[BlackCat]

Have you recently been close to radiation sources ? It could be caused by severe changes in your DNA

[Maniac]

I'd answer that question if it weren't so unoriginally dumb. Can you rephrase it into an interesting question Maniac?

I've been wondering about that for a long time. Are you really gonna keep me in suspense?

[KrazyHorse]

I'm guessing KH was informed of this problem since we cant smell our own **** so to speak, ie my **** dont stink. I cant tell if I stink and it wouldn't matter if I just showered or was coming in off the course after a grueling 2 rounds of tournament golf.

Nobody needs to tell me when I stink.

[Krill]

I've been wondering about that for a long time. Are you really gonna keep me in suspense?

Yeah...

[Maniac]

What have I ever done to you?

[Krill]

You popped MC from a hut

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