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  • #16
    At work, a bunch of 40ish year old men were acting inappropriate. It was very entertaining. 1130 to 2000.
    And I got my grandma a rose since her husband is dead, candy for my siblings, and a card and stuff for the bf. Good day/night.

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    • #17
      my wife made out with another girl last night... does that count?
      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
      [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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      • #18
        I worked on a Habitat for Humanity house for 6 hours.
        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by self biased View Post
          my wife made out with another girl last night... does that count?
          Depends to what extent you were able to participate.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #20
            not as much as i would have liked, but it's her first go at this sort of thing. i'm just glad she stopped sulking because she was nervous and actually got on with things. i was nearly embarrassed to the point of being furious with her.
            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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            • #21
              For an indication of how my Valentines Day if any of you chaps have me added on facebook, you can check out my girlfriend's pictures from the day.

              ...and then laugh at me because she was looking that hot while being in another country (well, scotland counts as being forrin)...

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              • #22
                Originally posted by b etor View Post
                At work, a bunch of 40ish year old men were acting inappropriate. It was very entertaining. 1130 to 2000.
                And I got my grandma a rose since her husband is dead, candy for my siblings, and a card and stuff for the bf. Good day/night.
                Where do you work? and who calls their brothers and sisters sibling? seriously.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                  I was arraigned the other day so my spending money is low and for the life of me I cannot find an ATM. I have someone who tells people I am her boyfriend,
                  If you were arraigned the other day, don't you mean that you have Tyrone down at DC Jail making you his girlfriend?
                  If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                  • #24
                    took a cute austrian bird out around a few places in swansea, ended up in the monkey bar watching a crazy band called subsource. not exactly a traditional valentines day, but a very good night.
                    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                    • #25
                      My wonderful husband ordered gorgeous flowers that were delivered Saturday morning, a great way to start the day. His parents decided to fly in unexpectedly and dropped by that afternoon. Thankfully they only stayed a few hours and we were then able to have a relaxed, romantic evening at home. We ordered in Chinese, lit candles, and had a great night.
                      In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Dis View Post
                        Where do you work? and who calls their brothers and sisters sibling? seriously.
                        At a family restaurant.
                        Do people really not use the word 'siblings'?
                        I just get sick of saying 'my brother and sisters'.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                          took a cute austrian bird out around a few places in swansea, ended up in the monkey bar watching a crazy band called subsource. not exactly a traditional valentines day, but a very good night.
                          Are you a zookeeper?
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #28
                            I say siblings.

                            JM
                            Jon Miller-
                            I AM.CANADIAN
                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Asher View Post
                              Are you a zookeeper?
                              I bet he was the one that had the CRAZY pet chimpanzee in Connecticut.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #30
                                Until you've taken a leak off something high onto something below you, you have not yet fulfilled your manly duties for the day.

                                If you simultaneously belch, fart, and hockle while you're at it, you fulfill the duty for today AND tomorrow.
                                "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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