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  • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
    Ok I'm crazy. I went over there half drunk to make sure we were still friends and the break up failed.
    Alcohol.
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    • Alcohol
      Not being able to handle alcohol
      Crazy when it's not in your life.
      Crazy when it's in your life

      -Arrian
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      • Okay. Using alcohol as an excuse for your (Kid, not you) poor decision-making skills.
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        • Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View Post
          This thread is like some sort of novel that writes itself. If I were you, I'd follow it to the end just to see how it ends up and then sell the rights to the story.

          Then you'll be a heartbroken 40 year old who's stinking rich and the toast of Hollywood society.

          Not a bad idea if the ending leaves everyone intact. Given two children, what became of the fathers.

          If you can't resist, alcohol being an excuse, then ride it out. Don't let her screw up your life, more than the diversion she is now. Once again, good luck.
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          • New episode. She started talking to her friend about getting some meth the night before last. She knows plenty about my exwife and how she got so messed up on **** and what things she did to me. She was so ****ed up that I tried to keep her locked up in the house so that she wouldn't go do it, but she starteed screaming and **** and my son started crying so I let her go. My son says he doesn't want her to ever come back and I said ok.

            She claims not to remember anything about it. So I just told her never to talk to me again. The next day she came over a couple of times asking for different people's phone numbers and that's it. I didn't say anything but hello and goodbye to her. Also, she had a guy over there all night, a guy she was seeing before me.

            Hopefully this is the last episode. No hollywood move.
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            • yup, time to boot her. more trouble than she's worth (the only thing worth anything is getting laid).

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              • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                My son says he doesn't want her to ever come back and I said ok.
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                • Yup, do what's right for your son. Some of us (like me) want a family and can't have one. So it pains us to see parents do wrong by their children. So do the right thing for your child. That should be #1 priority.

                  Yes getting laid is great, but as I mentioned earlier in the thread, you should have kept her away from your son.

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                  • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                    She knows plenty about my exwife and how she got so messed up on **** and what things she did to me.
                    Things she "did to [you]"? I thought she just ruined herself and you had to leave; now we find she was abusive? Details, DETAILS!
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
                      Things she "did to [you]"? I thought she just ruined herself and you had to leave; now we find she was abusive? Details, DETAILS!
                      You'll have to get me drunk first.
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                      • btw, I told my exwife what happened and she said she was sorry for what she did and that she still loves me.
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                        • See? You ****ed her for a while like you wanted, and when she got crazy, you kicked her out. One day later, she picked up someone else to go crazy on. No harm done (for you, anyway - you used a condom, yes?).
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                          • Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
                            See? You ****ed her for a while like you wanted, and when she got crazy, you kicked her out. One day later, she picked up someone else to go crazy on. No harm done (for you, anyway - you used a condom, yes?).
                            Of course I did. And you're right. It's all good. She didn't even spraypaint a giant penis on my house or anything.
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                            • Think with your penis. Your penis is always right
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                              • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                                btw, I told my exwife what happened and she said she was sorry for what she did and that she still loves me.
                                Well, the apology is always a good thing.

                                I'd be careful about the second bit though.
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