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    • Originally posted by onodera View Post
      What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
      This is caused by the error of humans being in the computer.

      JM
      Jon Miller-
      I AM.CANADIAN
      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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      • Oh, the shame of it!
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        • Originally posted by onodera View Post
          No, Yes, No, No
          Russians as a whole are just as horrible as Americans as a whole.
          Do Russians like the Moscow Metro?
          Do Russians think Americans are horrible?
          How long will you insist on using Cyrillic script?
          B♭3

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          • Originally posted by Q Classic View Post
            Do Russians like the Moscow Metro?
            Do Russians think Americans are horrible?
            How long will you insist on using Cyrillic script?
            Yes.
            Russians as a whole think Americans as a a whole are.
            ãðù òуô òø ю÷ Ѡôøффøрõýт ÑÂúрøÿт? ×øѠуðý ÑÂютѠðѠôöðÑÂÑ‚ фðùý.
            Graffiti in a public toilet
            Do not require skill or wit
            Among the **** we all are poets
            Among the poets we are ****.

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            • Did you serve time in the Russian army?

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              • Originally posted by VetLegion View Post
                Did you serve time in the Russian army?
                10 days in a bootcamp. I'm an officer in reserve.
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • Comedy option:
                  Have you heard of Yakov Smirnoff? He's a comedian that immigrated from the USSR to America, and was popular here in the 80s. He's the guy that came up with the jokes in the style of, "In America, you can always find party; in Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!" Yes, we think lines as bad as that are funny.

                  Serious question:
                  I'm a university student and planning on studying for a semester in Saint Petersburg sometime before I graduate. Do you have any advice?
                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • Originally posted by mrmitchell View Post
                    Comedy option:
                    Have you heard of Yakov Smirnoff? He's a comedian that immigrated from the USSR to America, and was popular here in the 80s. He's the guy that came up with the jokes in the style of, "In America, you can always find party; in Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!" Yes, we think lines as bad as that are funny.

                    Serious question:
                    I'm a university student and planning on studying for a semester in Saint Petersburg sometime before I graduate. Do you have any advice?
                    I have heard of Yakov Smirnov.

                    You should study Russian beforehand if you expect to survive a semester in St. Pete.
                    Graffiti in a public toilet
                    Do not require skill or wit
                    Among the **** we all are poets
                    Among the poets we are ****.

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                    • How cold does it get there in the Winter?

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                      • Originally posted by Zkribbler View Post
                        How cold does it get there in the Winter?
                        There means where? In Moscow we had two days of -20C this winter, if you go to Yakutia, then -40C is the norm there.
                        Graffiti in a public toilet
                        Do not require skill or wit
                        Among the **** we all are poets
                        Among the poets we are ****.

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                        • I noticed that Russians never smile. Why is that?
                          Last edited by Nostromo; February 15, 2009, 17:35.
                          Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                          • Why is it that when on holiday, Russians are actually more annoying than the British? An impressive feat, but there it is.

                            And how long would it take me to learn Russian? Not perfectly of course, but in order to survive out there.
                            "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                            "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                            • dp
                              Last edited by Traianvs; February 15, 2009, 18:26.
                              "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                              "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                              • Do all Russians run around with those awesome fur caps in the winter?
                                B♭3

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