Funny Pictures Again and Again

[onodera]

I have whole collection of kilt pictures, but I thought this one was best. Most of them show to much to be appropriate here, and I had to apply some censorship by mild Photoshopping on this one, too. The original includes the whole package.

Actually, someone else has had to apply some photoshopping first to make it obscene, the original version was not explicit at all.

[Chemical Ollie]

I have whole collection of kilt pictures, but I thought this one was best. Most of them show to much to be appropriate here, and I had to apply some censorship by mild Photoshopping on this one, too. The original includes the whole package.

[onodera]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
That's the biggest 'aww' I've had in months!

[Thue]

[Thue]

[Thoth]

Tune.



Brings back happy memories of listening to the Dr. Demento show.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Under the Scotsman's Kilt

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, 'Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize'

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He said, 'Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize!'

[Zkribbler]

Let's all sing that ol' traditional Scottish folk ballad:

Donald, Where's Yer Troosers?

Just got in from the Isle of Skye
I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy
The ladies shout as I go by
Donald where's your troosers?

Chorus:
Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in my kilt I go
And all the ladies say hello
Donald where's your troosers?

A lady took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
I was afraid that I would fall
'Cause I didn't have on my troosers

Chorus:

They'd like to wed me everyone
Just let them catch me if they can
You canna put the brakes on a highland man
Who doesn't like wearing troosers.

Chorus:

To wear the kilt is my delight,
It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
The highlanders would get afright
If they saw me in my troosers.

Chorus:

Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
Now you can't do that with troosers.

Chorus:

[Alinestra Covelia]

I like this and think it's funny.

[Dale]

This guy is damn goooooooooooooood!



Apple sure sets a high mark!

[Winston]

In that same vein, here are some momentarily distracted followers,

[Japher]

It's okay, there's a bomb in it.

[Riesstiu IV]

Islamowned...

[Alinestra Covelia]

I'm pretty sure that's photoshopped.

[Chemical Ollie]

A lot of talk about eating here lately...