Slowwhand

[Grandpa Troll]

It will take more then some little whimpy heart attack to keep that Texan down! We are made of sturdy stock! Tell me when you can have it and I'll make you a pie

I love pie, just my wife wont let me have just any pie, shes fussey, will only let me eat hers

[Lord Avalon]

This one's for you, Sloww

(Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Sloww
Livin’ down in Texas where ya wouldn’t care to go
Then one day he was scratchin’ at his sack
And fell to the ground with a friggin’ heart attack

Ouch, that is, blackout, Texas toast

Well the first thing you know they stuck a stent in there
And saved his sorry ass, now he’s in his momma’s care
But Apolyton is the place he oughta be
So get him on the net so he can post off topic’ly

Threads, that is, postin’ fools , stupid green bars

The Texas Polytubby!



*furious banjo picking, amp feedback, lights banjo on fire, smashes it all over the place*

[The Emperor Fabulous]

C'mon running mate, where's your damn stamina? Praying for you, friend.

(BTW, this should end any belief that I'm his DL.)

[embalmer42]

This one's for you, Sloww

(Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Sloww
Livin’ down in Texas where ya wouldn’t care to go
Then one day he was scratchin’ at his sack
And fell to the ground with a friggin’ heart attack

Ouch, that is, blackout, Texas toast

Well the first thing you know they stuck a stent in there
And saved his sorry ass, now he’s in his momma’s care
But Apolyton is the place he oughta be
So get him on the net so he can post off topic’ly




Threads, that is, postin’ fools , stupid green bars

The Texas Polytubby!



*furious banjo picking, amp feedback, lights banjo on fire, smashes it all over the place*

[Saras]

Really bad choice of nick for this thread

Hang in there, slowwy!

[Theben]

I love pie, just my wife wont let me have just any pie, shes fussey, will only let me eat hers

GOod lord, Gramps, did you lose a bet to get that avvie?!

They say all that comes from Tejas is steers n' queers, now I know where you stand.

[Grandpa Troll]

GOod lord, Gramps, did you lose a bet to get that avvie?!

They say all that comes from Tejas is steers n' queers, now I know where you stand.

Im so, confuzed I mean, is there a problemo

I mean, that little old lady that worked for Wendy's. She stopped by my Hacienda one day, saw me and now she dun ask no mas where da Beef is now does she?

She simply opened my buns, and didnt see anyone back there

[Alinestra Covelia]

She simply opened my buns, and didnt see anyone back there

[Alinestra Covelia]

GOod lord, Gramps, did you lose a bet to get that avvie?!

Actually no, would you believe it. I posted it in the funny pics thread and somebody suggested it would be a good avatar for Asher...

But then faster than a greased frankfurter Gramps comes whizzing by and snatches that up. Asher was last seen drowning his sorrows in a gay-pride Apple cider with a turban worm emerging from the bitemarks.

[-Jrabbit]

Nicely played, embalmer42.

[Zkribbler]

Lord Avalon

[Berzerker]

yup, good one Avalon

we have an Avalon

[Zkribbler]

[Japher]

I hope he still had insurance, wasn't he just laid off?

Best Wishes Sloww!

[SlowwHand]

Hi to all of you. I appreciate much your thoughts and prayers It seems to have carried the day. It was close.

I went to the hosptal about 11:00 pm on Sunday January 25th. This is the first time back here since that time (I've been ay my mother's) I drove to the hospital, yep, I got chewed out over it. Emergency room only had a couple of people. The woman asked me what did I need, Well, I wanted to make sure I wasn't having a heart atttcks, which I was having one, That's when I met Doc Ngyuen. He was concerned, I could see that plain enough in his eyes, and said things would start going very quickly, which he wasn't kidding. They got me on a gurney and about 6- 7 people around, and "WHOOSH!" off we went, I have memory of careening down they hall and people looking at and getting out the way, but not much else.

As it turned out, 100% blockage of main artery.
As Boann noted, I had an appointment to see the doctor yesterday, and another appointment next week. I caught him off-guard. I was laying down and sat up when he walked into the room. "DOC! How are you doing?!? You've been on mind. Are you ok?"

I'll check back tomorrow. My daughter doesn't want me staying here alone,
Again, I appreciate all.