Help me find a hotel in London.

[onodera]

This May I will be taking my parents on a trip to London, and we need to book a hotel.
I don't want anything outside tariff zone 1, but as far as I understand, all hotels in the central London are repurposed townhouses, so this means tiny rooms are a standard, not an exception. However, most hotel reviews mention mold on the walls and other unhygienic stuff. I've found one that doesn't seem to have rotting wallpapers, Arosfa, but its reviews are too positive. Either it's the only clean one in central London, or its owners hypnotize the visitors.
Have any of you been to London and stayed in an hotel you would recommend? It should have triple rooms, too.

[duke o' york]

I've only ever stayed with friends (and an ex-girlfriend's brother), but with no prior knowledge whatsoever, I can definitely recommend the delightful town of Thong, in Kent's Garden of England.

Dauphin can put you up, no bother.

[Kontiki]

What's your budget?

[Cort Haus]

I don't want anything outside tariff zone 1, but as far as I understand, all hotels in the central London are repurposed townhouses

repurposed townhouses

Who told you that, Asher?

Central London is full of purpose-built hotels, old and new. I can't comment on room size, but I can give you a clue to finding one - it's called the internet.

[Cort Haus]

For starters, I'd recommend Bloomsbury as an area to consider. The British Museum, beautiful squares, and close to both the West End and the City.

[Supr49er]

London, Alabama?

[onodera]

No; London, Canada. Of course I'm talking about the London.
The budget is under 125-150 pounds per night for a triple room in May.
Also, Cort, do I really look like Asher?

[Theben]

Not planning on poisoning or kidnapping anyone I hope?

[Unimatrix11]

Yeah, exactly. What are you guys thinking ? security protocol must be followed at ALL TIMES. So, would you first, please answer any or all of the following questions.

a) Do you intent to harm people, while being in the UK? 0 no

b) Why not (hint: ´cause they are nice people´ WILL get you into trouble) ?

c) Please list the neame of all your recent (8.9 weeks minimum) phone contacts in the following line: ____

d) Did you ever have sex with an intern ? 0 no 0 no, i swear, no!

e) Is your brother J. Stalin ?

f) Is your brother O. B. Laden ?

g) Is your mom J. Stalin ?

h) Is your mom....
...
u) Are you J. Stalin ?

v) At which hotel will you be staying ? Adress: ____________________

w) In the famous TV-show ´Who wants to be a millionaire´ the candidates always get a set of
a) 1 answer b) 2 answers
c) 3 answers d) 4 answers
Log in the correct answer. Mark respective answer yellow when done. Mark green when approved.
(If needed correct the spelling of ´millionaire´, too)

x) When was the last time you shaved your balls ?

y) How much cash do you have on you ?

z) Are you armed or trained in martial arts ?

The answers to the question above will be discussed in length with visitors from other countries under the supervision of a state-bureaucrat and by ground-personel. If you answered any of the question dishonestly, you will not be allowed to answer them again. Thank you.

[onodera]

Not planning on poisoning or kidnapping anyone I hope?

Have you ever heard of Euroset?

Last Sunday, Unimatrix11.

[DrSpike]

repurposed townhouses

Who told you that, asher?

Central london is full of purpose-built hotels, old and new. I can't comment on room size, but i can give you a clue to finding one - it's called the internet.

qft.

[Unimatrix11]

Have you ever heard of euroset?

Last sunday, unimatrix11.

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[Unimatrix11]

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