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I was originally going to ask "What the **** is wrong with Africa?" before quickly realizing I have a negative opinion of just about everywhere on this planet that isn't a part of the glorious United States of America!
I view Europe (including Australia and oddly Japan) as being a large family of brothers who have difficulty realizing and accepting how they are all the same ****ing person, that person being the USA's little sister. I view Africa as being ****ed up beyond comprehension, even though I know there are many countries there that do quite well for their people, they just haven't been able to stop their best and brightest from moving away to the west so they are stuck in the early 20th century. Asia is just some weird continent with tons of oppressive governments and funny ways of writing, and a booming slave business, like a whole 'nother world. South America (including Central America) is like us but only in the same way D.C. and L.A. are like us, they share our culture but they are so crime ridden that they bathe in blood mixed with cocaine instead of water. The Middle East can be alright at times, except the whole fundamentalist/being so conservative it makes evangelical republicans look sane thing.
Why do I have such ignorant beliefs (except the part about Europe, that's a fact)? Is it a good thing for the USA that I am so ignorant? I know it's not good for me personally and starting tomorrow after I sober up I will begin studying all of the countries of the world, starting with Somalia.
p.s. Canada is cool but needs to annex Alaska soon please, I would like to move back with a more liberal, not ****ing retarded, majority.
p.p.s. Germany please send us more brewers, our beers suck. France please continue to make wine that pales in comparison to Australia's wine, and stop pretending you can make vodka. England hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tea tax ahahahahahahahahahahahhaa. Russia, VODKA!
That is all.
I view Europe (including Australia and oddly Japan) as being a large family of brothers who have difficulty realizing and accepting how they are all the same ****ing person, that person being the USA's little sister. I view Africa as being ****ed up beyond comprehension, even though I know there are many countries there that do quite well for their people, they just haven't been able to stop their best and brightest from moving away to the west so they are stuck in the early 20th century. Asia is just some weird continent with tons of oppressive governments and funny ways of writing, and a booming slave business, like a whole 'nother world. South America (including Central America) is like us but only in the same way D.C. and L.A. are like us, they share our culture but they are so crime ridden that they bathe in blood mixed with cocaine instead of water. The Middle East can be alright at times, except the whole fundamentalist/being so conservative it makes evangelical republicans look sane thing.
Why do I have such ignorant beliefs (except the part about Europe, that's a fact)? Is it a good thing for the USA that I am so ignorant? I know it's not good for me personally and starting tomorrow after I sober up I will begin studying all of the countries of the world, starting with Somalia.
p.s. Canada is cool but needs to annex Alaska soon please, I would like to move back with a more liberal, not ****ing retarded, majority.
p.p.s. Germany please send us more brewers, our beers suck. France please continue to make wine that pales in comparison to Australia's wine, and stop pretending you can make vodka. England hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tea tax ahahahahahahahahahahahhaa. Russia, VODKA!
That is all.
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