Funny Wiki Articles

[Japher]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._Enam_Bukhari

"Was born in a hut somewhere north of the North Pole. Learned to fight studying such fighting legends such as Chuck Norris, Batman, and Spiderman."

[Boris Godunov]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_design

[Tattila the Hun]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._Enam_Bukhari

"Was born in a hut somewhere north of the North Pole. Learned to fight studying such fighting legends such as Chuck Norris, Batman, and Spiderman."

Seems to hve been fixed.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Novel

[Thue]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Dunbar

[OneFootInTheGrave]

whoa...long hand of the law eh...

[Barnabas]

Popularity in the Arab World

In recent years, Richie has become a phenomenon in various Arab states,[3][4] and has performed in Morocco, Dubai, Qatar and even Libya.[5]

As ABC News reports:

Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name. "I love Lionel Richie," they say. Iraqis who do not understand a word of English can sing an entire Lionel Richie song. He has performed in Morocco, Dubai, Qatar and Libya. There is obviously something up there. The more we talked, the more he theorized as to the reasons his music might be so popular here. He thinks it is because of the simple message in his music: Love.[5]

According to Richie, he was told that Iraqi civilians were playing "All Night Long" the night that U.S. tanks invaded Baghdad.[5]

Said Richie, "I'm huge, huge in the Arab world. The answer as to why is, I don't have the slightest idea."[5]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Richie#Popularity_in_the_Arab_World

[Darius871]

I got a kick out of this one (no pun intended):

High Lights
High lights include pre UFC style fights but to the death in the colosseum. The physically awesome Brakus is a sophisticated looking barbarian that makes for an excellent villain. The training done by Tommy and Alex with Tommy's brother James is also inspiring and humorous. The many different style fighters that Tommy encounters in the colosseum is definitely worth a watch. In particular a nunchaku wielding assassin who also uses his hair as a weapon is something that has to be seen to be believed!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_of_the_Best_2

[Solomwi]

What appears to be undiscovered vandalism:

According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, the term "midget" comes from "midge", meaning a sand fly, and the suffix "-et", meaning little or small. The international midget exchange(IMX) was started buy Charles W. Gilbert in 2001 and you can check the price on midgets world wide through the use of IMX Data online. The current strike price for a midget is 88.45 for one and 1061 if you buy by the dozen. [4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget

[Japher]

Get yourself a Midget!

They might have meant Widget.

[Traianvs]

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[Nikolai]

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

A few very funny ones to be found here.

Portugal is a country in the south-west of Europe. The Atlantic Ocean is to the west and south, and Spain is to the north and east. Compared to the countries near Portugal, Portugal is actually quite smaller.

Portugal is smaller than Spain, and... Spain!

Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 in Braunau am Inn, Austria - April 30, 1945 in Berlin) was a German politician... When Hitler was ruler, Nazis created the dictatorship of the so-called Third Reich.

It was just taken from them. Germany just marched in, took it, and left. This helped to start WWII, by the way.

An owl is a bird.

Ever wonder what an owl is?

For the dirty minds:

The breasts are an important part of the female body

The vagina is a part of the female human body.

As you can see, some things are more important than other things.

Hitler sought to unify all Germans in one state, and did this by uniting ethnic lands where Germans lived in Austria, Czechoslovakia with the German Republic. But his actions became radical, aggressive, and arrogant. Hitler started to abuse his power and declared himself "Führer" (dictator). Hitler then started to claim nearby countries to be part of Germany, and took them over, beginning with Poland, and including parts of Russia, and the Baltic states.

Oh. Dear.

Cheese is usually made using milk.

Usually?

The Statue of Liberty is made out of copper, and had to be cleaned because it had some green on it.

And this:

Japanese people call their country "Nihon" or "Nippon", which in Japanese means "the origin of the sun". It is not actually the origin of the sun.

My world view is now tarnished...

[Dis]

someone messed up the war page a few days ago. I really dislike that stuff. It looks cheesy and unclassy. And really makes me not trust wiki on anything. And I dislike the porn on wiki.

Are there any free reputable encylopedia sites?

[Provost Harrison]

I remember for a while the article about Jim Davidson (a right-wing political comedian) ended with the comment "Jim Davidson is a deeply unfunny c*nt" for quite a long time until it was "corrected". I use the word corrected in the loosest sense