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    Porn industry seeks own stimulus ... package
    Adult industry titans say economy has made Americans ‘go limp’
    By Jane Wells
    CNBC
    updated 9:45 p.m. ET, Wed., Jan. 7, 2009

    Seems everyone is lining up for a government handout, but in the case of the porn industry, you may wonder where the hands have been.

    TMZ is reporting that Hustler's Larry Flynt and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis are asking for a $5 billion federal bailout of adult entertainment because "the economy has made America's appetite for sex go limp."

    The Web site claims adult DVD sales are down 22 percent in a year, numbers which are sure to deflate expectations at this weekend's AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

    Porn may not be as recession-proof as originally thought. Not only are people spending less, but there's a lot of free competition available.

    TMZ says Joe Francis, hounded by legal troubles, plans to go to Congress to ask for his own ... stimulus package. "Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER" says TMZ. "Sounds like someone has a bone to pick."

    Gee. Where to put that $5 billion? Subsidize silicone? Provide consumer incentives ("buy one, get one free")? Zero-percent financing to shoot the next installment of "Lex the Impaler"?
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

  • #2
    Are news reporters allowed to use that many puns?

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    • #3
      Actually, most of the puns seem to be in quotes from the smut vendors. At least, the really bad ones are.
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      Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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      • #4
        If GM gets the money, why not Larry Flynt?
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #5
          Would there be a porn Czar created to oversee the federal dollars being spent?

          I'm disappointed that no references to executive golden showers were in the story.
          Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DanS View Post
            If GM gets the money, why not Larry Flynt?
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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