man takes away delivery guy

[MarkG]

Man commits suicide and inadvertent homicide

A man who jumped out from an apartment on the 35th floor to commit suicide in Shenzhen special economic zone, Guangdong province, last Thursday, inadvertently killed a passing bike rider.

Liu, a young man from Heilongjiang province and alleged drug addict, jumped from the building at about 4 pm, after standing for 12 hours on the balcony.

Li, a 52-year-old man from Hunan province who ran a fast food restaurant nearby, was delivering takeaways when Liu jumped on him.

Liu died immediately and Li later succumbed in hospital.

(Guangzhou Daily)

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-12/27/content_7346232.htm

alternative thread title: 2 deaths in the price of 1

[Thoth]

Damn. I hate it when my food gets delivered late.

[BlackCat]

Well, the police should obviosly have said that their order should have been delivered at the back door

[SlowwHand]

What a wuss. See what being self-centered brings?
As I've seen here before, a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and an innocent passer-by pays too.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
What a wuss. See what being self-centered brings?
As I've seen here before, a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and an innocent passer-by pays too.

No offense Sloww, but didn't you get the "after standing for 12 hours on the balcony" part ?

[SlowwHand]

Yes, and that has to do with what? He was tired?

[MarkG]

if you are suicidal for more than 12 hours it's not a temporary problem

[Winston]

Maybe he tripped.

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