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  • The ultimate food: BACON!

    If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I'd Like It To Be Because Of This

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    That looks deliciously sinful.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      I just realized I can make that. That will be my project for Poly tomorrow.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        Bacon weaving. Excellent.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          I recall reading someplace that it's the smell of bacon cooking that kills most vegetarians (ie, converts them to eating meat again).

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          • #6
            My record is 2 pounds of bacon in one sitting.

            I do love it...
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #7
              Mmmmm... bacon...

              Pork Fat Rules!
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              • #8
                My fraternity has repeatedly demonstrated that a group of young men can consume essentially unlimited quantities of bacon
                Last edited by Kuciwalker; December 15, 2008, 05:21.

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                • #9
                  Damn. I am going to make that.

                  A shame this bacon thread became a man thread.
                  be free

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                  • #10
                    I gotta try that. My primary means of achieving a heart attack usually consists of pan fried cheese
                    I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                    • #11
                      I've actually seen this before. It's still amazingly delicious no matter how often I see it. :joy:
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                      • #12
                        My arteries are clogging just opening this thread, but what glorious clogging it is!
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Peter Triggs
                            I recall reading someplace that it's the smell of bacon cooking that kills most vegetarians (ie, converts them to eating meat again).
                            I also gather that it's the lack of bacon-relief that is the real cause of problems in the Middle-East.

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                            • #15
                              That guy on Dinner Impossible once coated bacon with chocolate...
                              Monkey!!!

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