so what did i miss during my hiatus?

[ZEE]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
AAHZ became ruler of Whackotopia.

i cannot even explain my fondess for beautiful, innocent, hormonal, inexperienced noobs that drool over every trolling tip i give them.

*sniff* its almost too much win...

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by self biased
i've not spoken to gia in ages, sir.

and she shall remain in seclusion until such time as you release her

[Elok]

Originally posted by AAHZ

i cannot even explain my fondess for beautiful, innocent, hormonal, inexperienced noobs that drool over every trolling tip i give them.

*sniff* its almost too much win...

I repeat: acting like a dumbass and then spamming the smiley when people call you a dumbass is not trolling. It's just being a dumbass. Please use proper terminology.

[ZEE]

i care about your lowly opinions

[Elok]

I regret to inform you that I cannot return the favor. And in the case of my last statement it's not a matter of opinion so much as demonstrable fact. Please refer to a single post you have made on this forum that constitutes trolling.

[TCO]

Since when has Asher been President? Floyd and Lordstone are my memories.

Oh...and insert a Tiamat slam.

[Asher]

I've been president for a month or so now.

[TCO]

Link?

[Asher]

The search isn't working due to the usual incompetence of the site people

You can look by hand if you want. Look back for the massive election thread

[Japher]

so what did i miss during my hiatus?

You had a baby... and so did I... but with different women, uh.

Nothing changes here. Just the sigs.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by Elok
I regret to inform you that I cannot return the favor. And in the case of my last statement it's not a matter of opinion so much as demonstrable fact. Please refer to a single post you have made on this forum that constitutes trolling.

thats irrelevant.

Even if my past posts were copypasta'd in front of my legions at /FWZ/ it would generate a small lulz in hopes of my butthurt in which case i would *yawn* and fap and then they would continue picking on the screaming 13 year olds while i post my gangsta rap vids and claim my continued godliness in my supposed delusional fury.

So basically you are... a gnat.

[Theben]

We had font issues and everyone was forced to type in italics. During that time, Apolyton flowered... Asher and Agathon became best friends and Ming didn't restrict anybody. We became the #1 website of everything worthwhile.

Alas, it is no more, and scarcely a soul remains who remembers those heady bygone days.

[Straybow]

Meh, you weren't gone that lone. You didn't even say "I'm leaving forEVAR!!!!!11!"

[self biased]

it didn't happen like that, straybow; i just couldn't access the page one day and didn't give a damn enough to call my ISP to sort it out.

[MrFun]

We had a nuclear holocaust here on Apolyton recently.

Enjoy the radiation fallout!