There is no God

[DaShi]

Fap?

[Drake Tungsten]

Oerdin still deserves scorn for defending the auto bailouts.

[Kidlicious]

Oerdin still deserves scorn for defending the auto bailouts.

You fail.

[Drake Tungsten]

I admit hipsters deserve much worse than child molesters.

QFT

New York's Hipsters Too Cool For The Census

****ing hipsters...

[giblets]

Looks like hipsters are listening to Glenn Beck.

[KrazyHorse]

I filled mine out but haven't sent it back yet. I'm holding out for better terms.

[Drake Tungsten]

I wouldn't send it back if I were you. You don't want the feds knowing where you are when the decision to finally solve the "Canada problem" is made.

[KrazyHorse]

I'm moving at the end of the month. Going to the west vill

[Drake Tungsten]

Gay Canadians are an even bigger target.

[KrazyHorse]

Lots of gay people = good restaurants + interesting nightlife

[HalfLotus]

Atlanta has terrible nightlife and lots of queers.

[Drake Tungsten]

Lots of gay people = good restaurants + interesting nightlife

I know. The West Village is great.

I was actually supposed to be there this week, but my friend had to postpone.

[KrazyHorse]

Have a different number now. PMing it. If you want to hang out when you're there let me know.

[Elok]

I'd like to get angry with those hipsters, but really, even I no longer care. There are so many better reasons to hate hipsters, starting with their grotesque misuse of the word "ironic."

Oh, and here's your reason to send back the form: if you don't, we'll send old people to your door. Repeatedly. Old people who have basically no incentive to hurry it up. Send those forms back, *****es.

[KrazyHorse]

I'm never home when old people are awake.

Game, Set, Match.