Action Figures

[Japher]

My nephew, who is 2, wants action figures for Christmas. He already has all the Star Wars dudes, what should I get him?

Thought I'd ask, because I thought the responses would be interesting.

[DaShi]

A lighter so he can burn more of your money.

[Combat Ingrid]

The Dude, with his ****ing rug

[Boris Godunov]

My nephew asked for Dr. Who figures this year.

[FrostyBoy]

If you give him Superman, he'll be good all his life.
If you give him Batman, he'll be badass all his life.
If you give him Spiderman, he'll be weird all his life.
If you give him GI-JOE, he'll be an ******* all his life.
If you give him Barbie, you will spawn another Asher: gay with an I can do anything attitude.


I suggest you skip all this, and get him a PC, its best to assimilate them as early as possible.

[SlowwHand]

Get him the GI Joe. Not for the reason wankerboy says.

[Asher]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy
If you give him Superman, he'll be good all his life.
If you give him Batman, he'll be badass all his life.
If you give him Spiderman, he'll be weird all his life.
If you give him GI-JOE, he'll be an ******* all his life.
If you give him Barbie, you will spawn another Asher: gay with an I can do anything attitude.


I suggest you skip all this, and get him a PC, its best to assimilate them as early as possible.

I've never owned barbies, but I did own GI Joes, Ninja Turtles, and RC cars.

There's nothing wrong with an "I can do anything attitude". You'll find it's a trait common among successful people.

[Solomwi]

Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
The Dude, with his ****ing rug

That rug really ties the room together.

[FrostyBoy]

Originally posted by Asher


I've never owned barbies, but I did own GI Joes, Ninja Turtles, and RC cars.

There's nothing wrong with an "I can do anything attitude". You'll find it's a trait common among successful people.

I'm sorry, I didn't make it through the post, it was too boring.

I bet you put barbie on top of your RC cars and drove into the sunset.

I on the other hand put barbie under the RC cars and drove into mud ponds where she drowned.

[David Floyd]

In related news, I met someone tonight who had never seen "The Big Lebowski".

I was understandably shocked.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy


I'm sorry, I didn't make it through the post, it was too boring.

I bet you put barbie on top of your RC cars and drove into the sunset.

I on the other hand put barbie under the RC cars and drove into mud ponds where she drowned.

You seem to have a lot of anger bubbling just below the surface. Why don't you tell us about it?

[notyoueither]

Get him the TCO action figure

[FrostyBoy]

Of course not. Killing dolls is pure fun. I was a very satisfied boy.

[notyoueither]

The Slowwhand action figure

[SlowwHand]

I didn't want to brag, push myself at them.