Christmas Poems to share with all

[UnOrthOdOx]

Originally posted by Tuberski
God I Hate Christmas

God I hate Christmas
with all it's good cheer
I hearing people laughin'
but I shed a tear

Folks they just love ya'
one day of the year
The rest of the time
they wouldn't come near ya'

They send you a card
full of love and best wishes
Then in the New Year
they run off with ya' misses

They're stuffin' their gobs
as fast as they can
Bugger them starving,
in Afghanistan

Then Santa Clause comes
with a full sack
A new doll for Betty
a bike for our Jack

'Eat, drink and be merry
tomorrow we die'
Forget about Jesus
'let sleeping dogs lie'

You think I'm a cynic
a miserable bastard
Come Christmas day
I just wanta get plastered.

ACK!

[Darius871]

There once was an elf from Nantucket...

[Thoth]

"A Fairy Tale of New York" - The Pogues

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ******
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

[SlowwHand]

"WINTER"
a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre



****, It's Cold !



The End

[Boris Godunov]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Santa Claus doesn't exist and all your toys were built by slave children in China, not elves,
And... so are you?