"i can haz cheezburger?"

[Zopperoni]

"noo, not in teh face!":

Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

Vero Beach, Fla. (AP) --

A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

From: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...8S30.DTL&tsp=1

[MrFun]

Somehow this ties in with what could happen if 50 percent of world's population dies, and how this will impact the Proposition 8 controversy in California, along with whether or not the case of Obama's citizenship will set an important precedent in the judicial system.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

imagine if he did this with a hot dog

[Blaupanzer]

$1,000 bond, presumably to be forfeit if he ruins another cheeseburger. I say Fla is way overprotecting their sandwiches. And, what about that abused drink? " What about that," I say! If two burgers are worth a $1000 bond then one drink should be $500. No more food abuse!

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
imagine if he did this with a hot dog

I tried it with mine, she just opened wide and swallowed it

[OneFootInTheGrave]

hope she did not chew too much

[Supr49er]

Maybe they just watched Public Enemy at a film festival.

[Japher]

Somehow I thought this would be appropriate. it's not, but I'm posting it anyway.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
hope she did not chew too much

Correct, our dental plan dont covered chipped teeth

/me doesnt think root canal is covered either