People who think The Onion invented satire.

[Elok]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
...which were invented by Tolkien, yes?

...yes, you got and subsequently ruined the joke. Thank you.

[Naked Gents Rut]

At least it wasn't some lame double entendre. Progress!

[Alinestra Covelia]

You've obviously not been reading the right threads. Like I keep saying, there's plenty of posts that have no sexual innuendo in them - mostly about law, politics, and computers. If it bothers you that much, I'd suggest looking for those threads.

[Naked Gents Rut]

It doesn't bother me at all. If you get off on being the fantasy object of a bunch of sexless geeks on the internet, more power to you.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Naked Gents Rut
If you get off on being the fantasy object of a bunch of sexless geeks on the internet, more power to you.

Finally, a Polytubby who understands the context!

[Q Classic]

What's she saying, anyway?

The avatar, I mean.

Since you can't see the tongue, it's hard to tell what the sounds are supposed to be.

[DirtyMartini]

Pretty sure it's "touch my 'cat'"

[Q Classic]

I hear it's ugly and mean, though.

[Theben]

Lords of Acid

[Victor Galis]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia


Finally, a Polytubby who understands the context!

Some of us just thought it was too obvious to point it out.

[Theben]

Plus I thot it were "Go f--- yourself."

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Q Classic


I hear it's ugly and mean, though.

That's so funny.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
What really tickles me is that Wizards of the Coast (of D&D 4th Edition gongshow fame) are trying to copyright the word "elf". Good luck with that!

Those stupid wankers. All they did was buy the original maker (TSR) and have been criticized from both the hardcore and causal fanbase, since 3rd edition, for their butchering of the system.

Not to mention killing Darksun, Planescape, Dragonlance, etc...

[Alinestra Covelia]

They killed Ravenloft too, and Greyhawk (which I thought was just plain stupid, given that the 3rd ed books took Oerth as the setting).

Although Ravenloft will probably come back as something undead...

Also, to Cort Haus, "twunts" is a fantastic word and should get a damn sight more circulation than it currently does. Back at my school in the Midlands we had a similar word, "twange", which is a matching heady potpourri of sweariness.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Naked Gents Rut
It doesn't bother me at all. If you get off on being the fantasy object of a bunch of sexless geeks on the internet, more power to you.

but us sexless geeks would not be correct, since fapping is considered sex in some circles and assuredly, she played some sort of pivotal position role in Catc-HER in the rye-T Spot then she did indeed glory-hole in a massive release of geek-goo

Anyhoo, she never said no and her lips said oooohhhh so much ...

/me thinks her lips were blubbering and babbling on about incoherent attacks