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    Los Angeles Times blogs that were published between 2006 and 2013.


    What more could I say?
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Who says the world isn't becoming a better place?
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      Her fingers, did they break her fingers?



      Any word on how her jaw got broken?
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #4
        Some good news for once, though I would have expected a thread on this sooner.
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • #5
          Are we sure it's real and not a hoax? Ann coulter is enough of a celebrity that I'd have expected this to make the regular entertainment news, and I'd have expected at least some information on how she broke her jaw.

          Maybe her girlfrind jacked her jaw.
          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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          • #6
            Maybe the jaw finally got so offended of the abuse of it, that it decided to break itself.
            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

            Steven Weinberg

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            • #7
              I knew I felt a disturbance in the Force, as if billions of people all shouted out in joy at once.
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #8
                This is indeed a joyous event, let us hope the wires remain in place for a long time, so long they rust.
                Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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                • #9
                  Of course, the true danger remains her vagina dentata.


                  ....awaiting inevitable lamprey-like picture....
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                    Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                    • #11
                      Since I never see her on TV anymore, I'd rather she broke her fingers.
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                        -Bokonon

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                        • #13
                          Classy.
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • #14
                            At least nobody's yet suggested that she broke her jaw from sucking too much ****.

                            Not to say that I would ever have done so, especially not upon first hearing this news on the car radio...

                            EDIT: it appears Dr S actually did make an oral sex comment. My mistake.
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              I don't remember that episode, Ramo. I thought I had seen them all.


                              And the cartoon version of Ann is way, way too good-looking, and way, way too well-endowed.
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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