It's winter, and we have mice. We have four cats, but we have mice--little black ones that hide in the downstairs pantry closet where there's a plentiful supply of food and the cats can't get to them. The filthy little bastards leave their turds scattered over everything. So today we got a half-dozen mousetraps, and we're setting them. But I wonder: is this Ethical Treatment of Animals? Do we have the right to kill innocent animals just looking for food, even if they do have no notion of hygiene or ownership and tend to spread disease?
What about agricultural pests? Every mouse that goes after stored grain, and every worm that tries to eat corn off the stalk, is supposed to get a very nasty death. How are the deaths of animals killed to keep them from defiling our food morally different from the deaths of animals we eat directly?
What would PETA do? My guess is that, confronted with mice in his pantry, the average PETA member goes ahead and orders special nonlethal traps to catch them alive, then air-mails them to Mexico where a special PETA program releases them in the backyards of poor fruit-pickers. The average PETA member, mind you. The more practical ones probably just go ahead and off the little freaks, but make an offering of dandelion wine to the Mother Goddess after the fact as propitiation for the death of her beloved child Pantry****ter. The most hardcore members probably just eat the turds ("nature's meat"). I'm no expert, but that's my guess.
What would PETA do?
What about agricultural pests? Every mouse that goes after stored grain, and every worm that tries to eat corn off the stalk, is supposed to get a very nasty death. How are the deaths of animals killed to keep them from defiling our food morally different from the deaths of animals we eat directly?
What would PETA do? My guess is that, confronted with mice in his pantry, the average PETA member goes ahead and orders special nonlethal traps to catch them alive, then air-mails them to Mexico where a special PETA program releases them in the backyards of poor fruit-pickers. The average PETA member, mind you. The more practical ones probably just go ahead and off the little freaks, but make an offering of dandelion wine to the Mother Goddess after the fact as propitiation for the death of her beloved child Pantry****ter. The most hardcore members probably just eat the turds ("nature's meat"). I'm no expert, but that's my guess.
What would PETA do?
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