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Reason #1: You have a 90% chance of being stranded in one of these ****ing awful airports for ****ing hours when there is the slightest amount of rain.
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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Reason #2: IT RAINS A LOT."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I've never been there. All I know is what I've been told. People are cold.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Reason #3: When it rains, the gutters don't work properly because they're clogged. Thus, you have to walk through giant ****ing puddles all the time.Comment
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Reason #4: It's dirty.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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Reason #5: The subway stations also suck when it's raining. You have to navigate a set of dangerously slick stairs to get down to the tracks.Comment
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Reason #6: You often can't access both sides of the tracks once underground at a subway station, so you have to cross a puddle-filled street to get to the right side of the tracks.Comment
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Reason #7: New Jersey
Incidentally, that's reason #8 as well.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Reason #9: Ignorant out-of-towners think New Jersey is a part of New York City.Comment
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Reason #10: Delusional New Yorkers thinking they don't wear the albatross of New Jersey around their necks.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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NYC was the best place I've ever been. Only things I don't like about it are the lack of sunshine and the prices.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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NYC=awesome
I'm a city boy. It speaks to me.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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You've never lived here. And any place seems awesome in comparison to Baltimore.NYC=awesome
Kirkland, PQ is not a city. You're a suburban boy.I'm a city boy. It speaks to me.Comment
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Kirkland is not city. It is obviously suburb, never claimed to be otherwise. But I am a city boy still. Went to high school in city, never looked back.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Still can;t believe you're ****ng a girl from my home town. Hilarious to me. Would only be better if I had dated her before you.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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