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I'll take it. Be good to your wife. She's a saint for putting up with you.
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I'll take it. Be good to your wife. She's a saint for putting up with you.
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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I'm super-hot, plus I'm super-smart.
Good combination. Handed back a girl's number at the bar tonight. Had to tell her I was married.
EDIT: Jag, you are a DanSing bastard12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Have you ever had the homo-sex?"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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No. I'm of the generationg which decided that it was not acceptable to try the homosex. I understand that your generateion views things differently.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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I have no idea what you're talking about.Originally posted by KrazyHorse
EDIT: Jag, you are a DanSing bastard
No. I'm of the generationg which decided that it was not acceptable to try the homosex. I understand that your generateion views things differently.
I'm super-hot, plus I'm super-smart.
If you could have the homo-sex with yourself, would you?"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Wouldn't every man? Unfortunately, I was never flexible enough.Comment
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I wouldn't. I'm an ugly bastard.Originally posted by Naked Gents Rut
Wouldn't every man? Unfortunately, I was never flexible enough.
Now, if there was a girl who acted like me but was hot, that would be awesome."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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****. Wife blew chunks on barthroom floor. Groos. had to step over it to piss.
Girl can't hold her liquor. Well, compared to other girl s she can. But 13 shots and she's done. but I'm just getting started.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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How many drink equivalents have you had?"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Told a guy that if he dry humped my friend's wife any mre that I was going to enjoy breaking beer bottle over his head.
he neeeds to stand up for himself more.
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13 (if shots were honest)Originally posted by Jaguar
How many drink equivalents have you had?
My record is 30+ over like 12 hours. Was really sick then.
Feel fine now. Could drown like 6-8 more shots before getting sick.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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MIght finish off capn morgan. Don;t know if we have any more apple juice though.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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First mistake I make when I start drinking is ; for '
****ing keys are right next to each other.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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I'm considered the heavyweight among people I know, and your habits frighten me a little bit. 13 is fine, 6-8 more after that is pushing your luck a little. 30+ is insanity."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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30+ is when I woke up next morning not able to feel my hands and was still shaky 2 days later. Was not good.
Am not really drunk yet. 13 in ~2.5 hours is where I start to feel it fo' real.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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