That's not change we can believe in!

[Aeson]

[EPW]

Originally posted by Lancer
Oh, I think they would. Perdy dern shur.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raptor

Time travel is your only option. And I'm afraid that won't work either.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by EPW
I'm surprised Obama's "mutt" comment hasn't gotten more attention. I guess he's allowed to be racist about himself.

Of course.

Just as I get to make off-colour comments about fags and slants.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Aeson

Pretty cool. I'd want something decent. A 44 mag maybe. Then maybe a pump shotgun loaded with slugs.

Then they can play their little misdirection games, it won't matter. I know that stuff too.

Bet they're good with tartar sauce.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
I don't get it. Is this really what they're getting pissed off about so early?

When you're looking for something to be pissed off about anything will do. Personally I find it hilarious that "devote Christians" believe in the occult and are defending an occult practice. Especially since Obama just made a light hearted joke.

[DRoseDARs]

Aren't Christians supposed to burn witches for doing seances? And for being witches?

[Elok]

But Nancy Reagan only did astrology, not seances, and such a minor thing is forgivable in the spouse of white-conservative-Obama.

[Darius871]

You could probably do this to just about anyway, but I found it pretty damned funny anyway:

[Lancer]

[Darius871]

I guess stopping and thinking before you speak is better than just blurting out nonsense like Bush, but any skilled speaker should know by now not to vocalize it like that. Probably just a fluke.

Watching the original press conference I was shocked this was the same guy as in the debates, though there he could at least use the same canned talking points that he did in speeches.

[Lancer]

Umm, he's our ahh, president err, elect and I ahh thinks its umm, ...important... that we umm, support him.

[Darius871]

Oh I support him, but it's still amusing to nitpick every little imperfection no matter how insignificant.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Darius871
I guess stopping and thinking before you speak is better than just blurting out nonsense like Bush, but any skilled speaker should know by now not to vocalize it like that. Probably just a fluke.

Watching the original press conference I was shocked this was the same guy as in the debates, though there he could at least use the same canned talking points that he did in speeches.

That vid is chopped up. There is one of Bush like that that isn't chopped up, and they guy acts like he smoked about 5 joints before he tried to talk.

[Darius871]

Which one was that? I'd thought I'd heard them all.

[Kidlicious]

He just stands there hunched over the podium like he's trying to think for at least 45 seconds. He says um a couple of times but most of the time he's just frozen.