Americans, post here if you are ok

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Darius871


How'd you get off work?

Took a sick day.

[Thue]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Speaking of terrorist hordes taking control of the white house, the conservapedia article on Obama is hilarious.

...that is if it wasn't so sad. But then I take it half of their editors use it as a platform for satire.

I actually prefer conservapedia to uncyclopedia for funny articles.

I have no idea which part of the content was added as satire; given that there are people there who seriously believe in Noah's Ark I don't see how you could ever judge what was meant as satire...

[Ecthy]

If elected, Obama would likely become the first Muslim President, and could use the Koran to be sworn into office.

Source

I especially like the "sources" they provide for this hypothesis. After all Obama has never ruled out using the Koran to be sworn in

[Zkribbler]

I liked this source:

On the campaign trail Obama has been reading "The Post-American World" by Fareed Zakaria,[29] which is written from a Muslim point-of-view.[30]

Zakaria is from India. I've read the book and while an entire chapter is devoted to India's growth, the Islamic world is rarely if ever mentioned.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You are assuming there are no Muslims in India?

[Ecthy]

Even if there were, would that make it a Muslim point of view? But hey, you can't rule out this means Obama is a Muslim so we may as well assume it.