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  • #31
    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
    Seeing as I've avoided jail, you can be sure my patriot cred has been well established
    They probably just think you're Mexican.

    New Yorkers may want to share their wealth, but nevar the pizza!


    Elitist!
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • #32
      Chicago Pizza

      Obama gets my vote.
      Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

      When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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      • #33
        NY Pizza

        Oh noes! I'm conflicted!

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #34
          MY Pizza

          Your Pizz
          Monkey!!!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Theben
            They probably just think you're Mexican.
            If they thought I was Mexican, I'd get shipped out faster
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #36
              Surely you jest. You'd be offered amnesty, not to mention full benifits, welfare, etc. I know this b/c it was in an email.

              -Arrian
              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Arrian
                Surely you jest. You'd be offered amnesty, not to mention full benifits, welfare, etc. I know this b/c it was in an email.

                -Arrian
                Yeah, but that was from McCain before he lost his mind back in early September. Prior to the mind-walk, he was all for amnesty, 40 acres, the mule, et al. Since he revealed this frantic side, he probably won't win the election and Imran gets sent home! (Kidding ...)
                No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
                "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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                • #38
                  Are you kidding? Obama is not only going to let me stay, but he's going to give me money for FREE!!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Guynemer
                    Both have their merits.

                    Yes, I am ever the moderate.
                    Guy, I'm looking for other like-minded souls to join the nascent All-Encompassing Buffet Party.

                    We believe that a pizza should be judged on its individual merit, rather than based on outdated discrimination against one style or another. We further believe that the buffet is the most efficient mechanism yet devised to bring the greatest variety and amount of pizza to the greatest number of people, allowing each man to determine for himself how to best satisfy his pizza needs.

                    I hope you'll join me in this endeavor.
                    Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                      Are you kidding? Obama is not only going to let me stay, but he's going to give me money for FREE!!
                      Woulds't that be true. What he says is that he going to cut your taxes. You still have to earn the salary to begin with.

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                      • #41
                        No, he also said I'm getting a lot of free stuff, like healthcare and stuff!! Party!
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #42
                          Yes, you do get free healthcare and housing where you're going. The one downside is you'll have a roommate not of your choosing, but if you're lucky he'll leave in about 8-10 years.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Solomwi

                            Guy, I'm looking for other like-minded souls to join the nascent All-Encompassing Buffet Party.

                            We believe that a pizza should be judged on its individual merit, rather than based on outdated discrimination against one style or another. We further believe that the buffet is the most efficient mechanism yet devised to bring the greatest variety and amount of pizza to the greatest number of people, allowing each man to determine for himself how to best satisfy his pizza needs.

                            I hope you'll join me in this endeavor.
                            I'm in. But I'm on a diet, so I'll be more on the speech-making side, rather than the stuffing-my-face-with-pizza side of operations.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #44
                              Italy does it right. Thin crust all the way.
                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                              • #45
                                Well, I love my hometown pizza.

                                But nationalize it, and you'll end up with no pizza on Sunday, no pizza after 5 pm, pizza delivery that takes 6-8 hours, and, ultimately, the testy explanation that a hot dog roll is bread, a hot dog is a sausage, ketchup is a tomato sauce, and if a hot dog with ketchup isn't what you meant by sausage pizza -- well, that's not really our problem.

                                Trust me, I work for the government.
                                "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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