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When Obama is President he should nationalize all the pizzerias!

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  • #16
    Both have their merits.

    Yes, I am ever the moderate.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by snoopy369
      I'm sure Comrade Obama can make a high priority the creation of a 48" Deep Dish Pizza. It would be the defining moment of his presidency
      48" deep dish pizza? Wouldn't that resemble a small wading pool?
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Theben
        Have faith, comrade! Our pizza scientists will work on this night and day to provide glorious 48" pizzas that are not only an engineering possibility but can pass thru 36" doorframes!
        Only NY pizzas are made to fold. Only 48" NY pizzas can fold to fit through a 36" doorway. Chicago pizzas explode when you fold them. They aren't made to fold, they lack the structural integrity that only pizzas of NY creation can boast.

        Deal with it.
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        • #19
          This is the second place I've found which makes 48" pizzas. :yum:

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
            Hopefully he can ban the travesty known as Chicago style pizza. He will listen to his new brain trust who will tell him that as a result of much testing, NY style pwns Chicago.
            He is a Chicago politician, therefore he knows how woefully inadequate NY-style "pizza" is.

            NY pizza makes puppies sad and children cry.

            Only NY pizzas are made to fold. Only 48" NY pizzas can fold to fit through a 36" doorway. Chicago pizzas explode when you fold them. They aren't made to fold, they lack the structural integrity that only pizzas of NY creation can boast.


            A 48" NY pizza could be rolled up and fitted thru a rathole. In fact that would be a better use for it than now, since any rodent eating it would die of either gastrointestinal failure or malnutrition.
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            • #21
              ...with a big smile in its face.
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              • #22
                INFIDELS!

                YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST PIZZA!!!!!

                NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA SHALL PUSH YOU INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!

                BROOKLYN AKBAR! BROOKLYN AKBAR!!!!

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                • #23
                  BANANA PIZZA
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                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #24
                    Blah

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Vesayen
                      INFIDELS!

                      YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST PIZZA!!!!!

                      NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA SHALL PUSH YOU INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!

                      BROOKLYN AKBAR! BROOKLYN AKBAR!!!!
                      What more proof do you need? NY pizza is the furrin' terrorist pizza that hates freedom and democracy.
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #26
                        Chicago pizza is like McCain; fat, full of stuff, and very messy

                        NY pizza is like Obama; thin, flimsy, and supports terrorists
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Theben
                          What more proof do you need? NY pizza is the furrin' terrorist pizza that hates freedom and democracy.
                          So you are saying the terrorists have better taste than the future President of the US?

                          Alright boys, lock him up for traitorism.
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                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #28
                            Sez the ay-rab terrist lawyer himself.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • #29
                              Seeing as I've avoided jail, you can be sure my patriot cred has been well established
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #30
                                New Yorkers may want to share their wealth, but nevar the pizza!
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