Welcome back KrazyHorse

[Nikolai]

Why did you leave? And why is there so much tension in this thread?

[-Jrabbit]

Nice to see you back, KH.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Nikolai
why is there so much tension in this thread?

Most putatively straight men are unable to confront their sexual feelings for me directly, so they resent me (especially since they are aware of my status as a 100% heterosexual male, rendering me unavailable to them).

The longing to be made into a ***** by me is a simple surrender reflex to a superior male specimen, so their shame and anger are misplaced. Asher (as an openly gay man) is unencumbered by this type of self-loathing, so he welcomes me with open arms (though it's necessary for me to put him in his place to keep the herd in line).

[Asher]

[Theben]

Since when are fizzeecysts superior male specimens?

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse


Most putatively straight men are unable to confront their sexual feelings for me directly, so they resent me (especially since they are aware of my status as a 100% heterosexual male, rendering me unavailable to them).

The longing to be made into a ***** by me is a simple surrender reflex to a superior male specimen, so their shame and anger are misplaced. Asher (as an openly gay man) is unencumbered by this type of self-loathing, so he welcomes me with open arms (though it's necessary for me to put him in his place to keep the herd in line).

KH, I find myself somewhat attracted to you, but if I am "too open" then I could be accused of harrasing you, which would not be my intent.

That being said, I consider you to be a fun member of our community and openly expose my inner self for you to view, mind you, I am 49, 263 pounds, balding but failry thick and muscular, very hairry and have a wonderful tongue, eloquent in many various forms of "communications"

May any insensitive weiners kiss yer butt if they attack you, no need to be ugly to such a nice person..

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Most putatively straight men are unable to confront their sexual feelings for me directly, so they resent me (especially since they are aware of my status as a 100% heterosexual male, rendering me unavailable to them).

The longing to be made into a ***** by me is a simple surrender reflex to a superior male specimen, so their shame and anger are misplaced. Asher (as an openly gay man) is unencumbered by this type of self-loathing, so he welcomes me with open arms (though it's necessary for me to put him in his place to keep the herd in line).

I'll have you know that the total lack of evidence for my heterosexuality has everything to do with me being unable to approach women and nothing to do with me being gay.

[Dinner]

I knew Kitty would come crawling back.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Lorizael
I'll have you know that the total lack of evidence for my heterosexuality has everything to do with me being unable to approach women and nothing to do with me being gay.

Women sense your latent gayness.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Oerdin
I knew Kitty would come crawling back.

Did his avatar give it away, pizzaboy?

[Zkribbler]

Good to see you again. Did you bring me a present?

[BeBMan]

He could bring back LS

[KrazyHorse]

I had to kill LS. He was the only one who could compete with me. Drake gives it his best, but he is unable to overcome his Nebraskaness.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I had to kill LS. He was the only one who could compete with me.

Ok, you can go again now.

[Guynemer]

Welcome back, KH.