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0Yes0%0No0%0Bring me another banana daiquiri!0%0APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO -
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THat explains! nuttin'!!!!111!!1oneonone!APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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Video or it never happened.
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Haven't been since... freshman year?(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)Comment
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NNNNNNnnnnnnnnnooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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It's not a big feat to drink and show your ass. The challenge is to drink and not be, or at least, not appear to be. Any jackass can get drunk and puke on their boots.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I was drunk tonight, but sobering up, thanks fer asking.
Luckily the many years of intoxication have enabled me to drink copious amounts of trappist without turning into a total jackass."An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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That's the problem. That's how you view yourself.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Dreaded ACS dp.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Not drunk.
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Heh. At least I don't stand on tables with my pants pulled down, and neither do I pretend that I can drink more than I actually can and puke my guts out in the toilets where nobody sees
You know some people... heh"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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I PUKED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S BOOTS AND WORE UNDERS ON MY HEAD, BUT I WASN'T DRUNK I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE MY DIP**** FRIENDS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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I was a little bit drunk earlier tonight after taking the metro to the Dupont Circle bars in Washington DC. Checked out Annie's, Cobalt, J.R.'s, D.I.K. and yes . . .
Fox and Hounds.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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You can make people fell prtyte nucmorfotbale by carivng HLEp ME!! into yoru chests and eatnig faecse oeut ofof a iec cream box at a dnenir party but jsut laf an sa i was jsut kiding."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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