And the Winner of this Week's "Sleeping on the Couch for Life" Award Is: Mark Ciptak!

[BeBMan]

Generally it should be a universal human right to decide yourself about your name once you're capable of doing so

[Q Classic]

I sorta hope that he's not registered to vote.

[Zkribbler]

Reminds me of the old Fractured Fairytale where Mr. Galahad goes running down to register his new baby.

"Do you have a name for the baby?" he is asked.
"Yes, sir!"
"Ah good! 'Sir Galahad'," writes down the registrar.
"What?! Wait! No!! What kind of name is 'Sir?!' All the other kids will laugh at him!"