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Bob."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier -
Well, I've been always inspired by Quark and the Ferengi Laws of Acquisition.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.Comment
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No banana option?Comment
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Nuts!What?Comment
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Gary Busey is the Banana option.What?Comment
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It would be Ben Franklin in a walk. Bad poll! Bad! Bad!"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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I almost put him in. I should have put Carlin in!be freeComment
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"This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day""My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never-in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.Strength & Honor!Comment
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Originally posted by Eli
Ferengi Laws of Acquisition.
some of the best
1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
17 A contract is a contract is a contract ... but only between Ferengi.
23 Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money.
94 Females and finances don't mix.
102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103 Sleep can interfere with your lust for latinum.[7]
112 Never have sex with the boss's sister.
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Yoda will seemingly win, but then Jesus will do his thing.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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Originally posted by MarkG
some of the best
1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
17 A contract is a contract is a contract ... but only between Ferengi.
23 Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money.
94 Females and finances don't mix.
102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103 Sleep can interfere with your lust for latinum.[7]
112 Never have sex with the boss's sister.
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"More is good. All is better.""Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.Comment
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Churchill -- insight, wit.
Matron: Mr. Prime Minister! You are drunk! You are very, very drunk!
Churchill: And you madam, are ugly. You are very, very ugly. And tomorrow morning, I shall undeniably be sober!
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After being instructed by the editors of his biography to cease ending his sentences with prepositions:
Churchill: "Gentlemen, this is something up with which I shall not put!"Comment
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