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You can be the designated driver!!
I'm brilliant!!
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Literature - Some porn IS literature... but no.
Girlfriend (or the like) - If I had a bf, no. I wouldn't really need porn then, though, would I?
Alcohol - No. A glass of red wine with a good meal?
Computer games - No!
TV - If I could still use DVDs and watch TV shows on the web, maybe. If not, then no.
Participation in sport, workout etc. - No. Staying fit = more sex.
Movies - No way.
Christmas shopping - Absolutely, yes. I hate Christmas shopping with a passion. I wish Christmas was like Thanksgiving--family gathers to eat and drink, no gifts required.
Relations with half of your friends - No.
Relations with all of your friends - No.
George W. Bush - Come on, really? Even most Republicans would take this deal (and yes, they love them some porn, whether they admit or not).
Newspapers - Yes. I can get all the news I need on the TV and online.
The part of the Internet that's not porn - No.
Music - NOOOOOO!
Apolyton - Ummm... pass.
Knitting - Yes.
Pets - Allergic, so yes.
Relations with half of your family, randomly chosen - No.
Relations with all of your family - No.
All of your hair - No. See comment about working out above.
Arm, leg, randomly chosen - No.
10 years of your life - What a dreary 10 years without porn anyway!
choose carefully --> SOUL <-- this be the big one, folks - No such thing as souls, so sure, why not.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Are you allergic to turtles and parakeets?Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Pets - Allergic, so yes."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Don't know, don't care. Wouldn't want them as pets anyway.Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Are you allergic to turtles and parakeets?Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Upon further review... wouldn't the total lack of drunk threads in nearly 10 years of posting be a clue?Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
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Me three.Originally posted by Aeson
I don't drink either
(We're talking about alcohol, right?
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You know how in 1984 O'Brien says that the truth is a boot stamping on a human face forever. Well, he was wrong. It's a man beating off in front of a computer screen forever.Only feebs vote.Comment
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The problem with giving up GWB is that it gives us Cheney.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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I didn't drink until I was 22, and a short while after turning 25 I cut drinking way way down.
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(and it wasn't until I was almost 23 that I had my second drink)Jon Miller-
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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When's the last time I've had a drunk thread?!Originally posted by Guynemer
Upon further review... wouldn't the total lack of drunk threads in nearly 10 years of posting be a clue?
I just usually come home, drink a bunch of water and pass out.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Alcoholic.Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I just usually come home, drink a bunch of water and pass out.
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Yah, that water just puts me over the top
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I'm a big fan of the fact that no one has voted they'd give up their girlfriend. That's a good sign for Apolyton.
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Maybe the concept of "girlfriend" was too complicated to grasp and people skipped to the next option.
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
When's the last time I've had a drunk thread?!
I just usually come home, drink a bunch of water and pass out.
I thought ALL your threads were drunk threads.Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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