Body parts: Which one is the FUNNIEST?

[Alinestra Covelia]

I'm two amaretto sours and a mimosa into lunch, and I've frankly had it with this. My friend Bing claims that boobs are inherently funny. I wouldn't deny it, but I think arses are MUCH funnier. And they have the benefit of being universal, unlike boobs, which are only present on 1 out of 2 people (NB: Meatloaf is an outlier).

So Bing is irritated and says boobs are the culmination of comedic intent and the living proof that a) there is a God, and b) He is a dirty old man. Meanwhile Willcox reckons that balls are pretty funny and give boobs and arses a good run for their money. But then again Willcox would think that because he's been an old janitor all his life and thus is a wrinkled retainer or a scrotum pole.

What do YOU find funniest?

[Alinestra Covelia]

Update: I just voted for arses. Bing can bloody well tickle.

[Riesstiu IV]

The funny bone.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Funny bone? So put your vote down for penis then, what are you wwatinig for

Serioulsy this is one pole you want to get involved in.

[Kidlicious]

Isn't it fun to have a ****!

[Theben]

Regular part would be the finger. It's very versatile.

Naughty part would depend. Funny by itself, or describing? Arses would win the 1st hands (cheeks?) down, due to available gaseous expulsions, sometimes on demand.

[Riesstiu IV]

Thread needs pics in order to appropriately judge the topic.

[Kidlicious]

Uranus

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Isn't it fun to have a ****!

Isn't it frightflrly good to have adong
Its so stwelll to own a stiffi
itsdevine to havke a dick
From the tinyest ltlii tadger to the worsdl biggst *****

So 3 cheirs for yor williy or Jonh tMonsa
Hooray for your 1 eyd troesre snake
Your puece of pork youre wifes' bset priend
Youre percy or your cokc
You can rap it up in riband you can put it in your sock
But dont' take it out in pbulic or they wil put you in the dock
And you won't come back. Uhhh thakrn you kvery mkch

[Thue]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Isn't it fun to have a ****!

I believe the correct formulation is: Isn't it Awfully Nice to have a Penis.

[Grandpa Troll]

nuttin could funnier .....


than a meat thermometer....

rectum?...nearly killed him

[Grandpa Troll]

Believe they put it best...makes me get all choked up, gaspin for air..each time I think about it, cant stand it, need to sit down and take a deep breath

[Guynemer]

I've always thought "spleen" was a funny word.

[Timexwatch]

I agree with you, asses and taints are far funnier.

[Perfection]

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