Leaving Forever

[Wiglaf]

McCain's campaign HQ is calling. My ass needs to head out and make this thing happen November 4th. If he wins I'll probably get a big raise and start posting here again while the vice president flagellates me under the table. If he loses I will move to Canada and hope someone beheads me on a bus.

MCCAIN PALIN 08

REFORM PROSPERITY GUNS PEACE NO ABORTIONS

P.S. Does anyone know what happens if the Chief Justice decides to not swear in the new president on inauguration day?

[Seedle]

Re: Leaving Forever

Originally posted by Wiglaf
If he wins I'll probably get a big raise and start posting here again while the vice president flagellates me under the table.

Good riddance. Also, I believe the word you are looking for is fellate, not flagellate. Unless you really do want her whipping you under the table. I think it will be hard for her to get good leverage though, it would be much more efficient if she were standing up.

[Riesstiu IV]

If McCain wins could slip in my name as a potential candidate for Secretary of Education? You know that I love you like a brother, man. Thanks.

[Lorizael]

Trying to become president the Laura Roslin way?

[Riesstiu IV]

Hopefully I wouldn't get breast cancer.

Secretary of Education or Interior are good positions because no one in the nation cares about either. So you can be an incompetent fool and the only people who would notice are NPR listeners.

[Thorn]

aww poor wiglaf he was so cuuuuuuuuute tooo in that kind of fuzzy tarantula sort of way.......... you'll be missed.........

[Docfeelgood]

Originally posted by Thorn
aww poor wiglaf he was so cuuuuuuuuute tooo in that kind of fuzzy tarantula sort of way.......... you'll be missed.........

herpes

[AngieC]

Don't go

[Chemical Ollie]

Re: Leaving Forever

Originally posted by Wiglaf
MCCAIN PALIN 08

REFORM PROSPERITY GUNS PEACE NO ABORTIONS

I think gays should have the right to abortion

[Theben]

Don't say that or his head will do a Linda Blair with a triple lutz.

[Kidlicious]

If you leave, you'll be dead to me.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by AngieC
Don't go

The drones need you.

[Timexwatch]

If you were that important, you either would've have been gone by now, or would only be able to do the last two weeks...unless you're a GOP apparatchik

[Blaupanzer]

Re: Leaving Forever

Originally posted by Wiglaf
McCain's campaign HQ is calling. My ass needs to head out and make this thing happen November 4th. If he wins I'll probably get a big raise and start posting here again. If he loses I will move to Canada and hope someone beheads me on a bus.

P.S. Does anyone know what happens if the Chief Justice decides to not swear in the new president on inauguration day?

A. Buy your ticket to Canada now, no way a Republican wins now.

B. The swearing in (solemnly) ceremony is a constitutionally-defined duty of the Chief Justice. To refuse would be to resign. As long as the electoral college winner and the Big Chief are alive on Inauguration day, the latter WILL swear in the former. Bibles are actually optional, not that such a thing matters anymore.

C. You can do both. You can participate in Apolyton from a position of power or a residence in exile. So "forever" is going to be only a short time for you.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
If McCain wins could slip in my name as a potential candidate for Secretary of Education? You know that I love you like a brother, man. Thanks.

I don't think Secretarys of Education call other people "man."