He's worrying that he's turning straight due to a massive crush on one of his new FEEEE-MALE co-workers. 
What can we do to fight this perversion? I've dispatched one mutual friend of ours to go make a bootycall to remind him of the normal way a gay man is to act, but I fear we're losing him to the Dark Side.
Are there any support groups he could join? How about faith and religion -- what does the bible say about straying from one's roots?
While his booty call is enroute (all the way from the frigid wasteland of Edmonton), I've ordered him to attend the Twisted Element tonight where they're doing a stripping contest and a best chest contest.
The Surge will arrive this weekend when the friend comes in from Edmonton and takes him to an "erotic party" with only men. Will it be enough? I need a backup plan, pronto.
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What can we do to fight this perversion? I've dispatched one mutual friend of ours to go make a bootycall to remind him of the normal way a gay man is to act, but I fear we're losing him to the Dark Side.
Are there any support groups he could join? How about faith and religion -- what does the bible say about straying from one's roots?
While his booty call is enroute (all the way from the frigid wasteland of Edmonton), I've ordered him to attend the Twisted Element tonight where they're doing a stripping contest and a best chest contest.
The Surge will arrive this weekend when the friend comes in from Edmonton and takes him to an "erotic party" with only men. Will it be enough? I need a backup plan, pronto.
This is urgent. Serious replies only!

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