Straight man auctions gay virginity

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher
He should've just gone to brokestraightboys, they'd give him $1000 or so.

I have serious doubts as to how straight those broke boys are.

[Riesstiu IV]

Man it seems like everybody is making money by auctioning off their virginity these days. Maybe I could auction off my nasal passage virginity or something.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


I have serious doubts as to how straight those broke boys are.

Ya think?

[Theben]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Actually, he has to say it three times while spinning counterclockwise, patting himself on the head and waving a wand with a dead bird attached to it. Says so right here in the manual.

I thought it was "spin three times while chanting 'no homo' repeatedly and twirling a dead cat over your head at the stroke of midnight". Let me know for sure since this may impact me personally.

[Riesstiu IV]

Your Italian flag is most fitting, Theben.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Your Italian flag is most fitting, Theben.

Switching sides at the drop of the trou?

[Theben]

I can switch to Irish if you want.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Theben
I thought it was "spin three times while chanting 'no homo' repeatedly and twirling a dead cat over your head at the stroke of midnight". Let me know for sure since this may impact me personally.

Ah. You clearly have the manual of the heretical United Gay Alliance. My instructions come from the one true authority, the Allied Gay Allegiance.

[Elok]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Man it seems like everybody is making money by auctioning off their virginity these days. Maybe I could auction off my nasal passage virginity or something.

Nasal passage? You must either have a big nose, a high tolerance for pain or a thing for Asian men...

This should have been a poll: would a straight septuagenarian stockbroker be worse with a man than an unattractive college-going Brit lesbian?

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by Asher
He should've just gone to brokestraightboys, they'd give him $1000 or so.

SCAM

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
SCAM

It's not, they just won't pay for poor performance. Better practice more.

[Wiglaf]

SELL ME A MATTRESS AND I'LL SELL YOU MY ****ING FIST YOU LUNATIC :MAD: :PISSEDOFf:

[Boris Godunov]

I am certainly not into fisting. Offer declined.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Elok
Nasal passage? You must either have a big nose, a high tolerance for pain or a thing for Asian men...

How much does reconstructive surgery for the nose cost. 5k max? If I sell my nasal virginity for at least 30k then I would still have a large profit.

[Flubber]

I just don't see how oral or manual services equates with giving up of a "gay virginity"--In any event it sounds like its over