You're all still here?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher
Boris-san, I think you gave me the wrong account.

This guy played a lot of NCAA football and Madden?

Um... that's me...

[Asher]

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher
Ben came out, then the next morning posted that somebody hacked his account and sent me nude photos also.
Lancer got banned for posting excessive diatribes about the End of Days and Jesus.
MarkG got caught with a male hooker and was forced to resign from his position as leader of the site. He also did crystal meth.
DanQ is a part-time school teacher.
Kuciwalker donated one of his bathrooms to charity.

What a crock of BS. I know Kuci would never give up any of his bathrooms.

[Asher]

Are there any cute guys at the logcabin republican meetings you attend now?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher

Dude, do you know hot hot football players can be? Not the linebackers, of course.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


Dude, do you know hot hot football players can be? Not the linebackers, of course.

Just the one, what's his name...Brady?

I should get you into hockey. There's way sexier guys. And they play real sport.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher
Just the one, what's his name...Brady?

I should get you into hockey. There's way sexier guys. And they play real sport.

I like men with teeth, so no thanks.

And I'm not sure if you mean Tom Brady or Brady Quinn. Both hot.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


I like men with teeth, so no thanks.

I usually request "no teeth" with my men. You really are a masochist these days...

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher


I usually request "no teeth" with my men.

So you hit on Lancer?

[Asher]

He came on to me. It's why I had to get the hell out of Portland and move to the Philippines. Then he came there too. I said "**** it" and moved to Canada.

[Asher]

BTW, vote for me.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher
I said "**** it" and moved to Canada.

I believe that's what everyone says before moving to Canada.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


I believe that's what everyone says before moving to Canada.

We've got a couple deserters we can send your way. There's one cute one that I'll hold onto, but the rest can go.

They're desperate.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Asher
BTW, vote for me.

Actually, I was thinking of announcing my own candidacy. I figure my 2+ year absence means there's much less incriminating evidence to use against me in the campaign.

I'll run as the outsider!

[Asher]

I can get rid of Wiglaf and put you as my VP.