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Your future rulers are in need of a banner. Something involving the Texas state flag and a dancing cow. Any help would be greatly appreciated, and you will get a spot in our Cabinet, right next to the linens.
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"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
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Some basic platform ideas:
Liberation of Texas
More teachers, better teachers
Real immigration reform that doesn't reward criminals, but also doesn't hurt families
Legalized (and heavily taxed) Marijuana and Prostitution, which will allow for:
Elimination of Income Tax
More bikini models, better bikini models (with whom I have or have not made out)
Domestic Partnerships that allow homos to visit dying loved ones, co-hold property, etc
Make "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a National Holiday
Equal pay for equal work for women"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
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If anyone could do something with this, or my avatar, maybe like make it red white blue with a star, that'd rock."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
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Here you go:Attached FilesComment
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Half of those things no real Texan would vote for!Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Some basic platform ideas:
Liberation of Texas
More teachers, better teachers
Real immigration reform that doesn't reward criminals, but also doesn't hurt families
Legalized (and heavily taxed) Marijuana and Prostitution, which will allow for:
Elimination of Income Tax
More bikini models, better bikini models (with whom I have or have not made out)
Domestic Partnerships that allow homos to visit dying loved ones, co-hold property, etc
Make "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a National Holiday
Equal pay for equal work for women
And why does SLowwy get top billing? Cuz he's as senile as McCain? Are you a MILF VP?I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Evidently you want me to kick your ass.
We discussed your point, my eloquent running mate thought this best.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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You want all 50,000 of my votes? Bow to me.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Liberation of Texas - what self respecting Texan wouldn't vote for this?
More teachers, better teachers - You really think Texan's don't want better teachers?
Real immigration reform that doesn't reward criminals, but also doesn't hurt families - Texan's, by and large, ain't heartless
Legalized (and heavily taxed) Marijuana and Prostitution - Well, there'd be some convincing there, but it would be easier when combined with the next part
Elimination of Income Tax - Goes without saying
More bikini models, better bikini models (with whom I have or have not made out) - See above
Domestic Partnerships that allow homos to visit dying loved ones, co-hold property, etc - Texans really don't care what happens behind closed doors, so long as you don't "redefine" marraige
Make "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a National Holiday - Ok, Texans probably wouldn't support this, but this is a CHANGE election!
Equal pay for equal work for women - Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Ann Richards - Texans love their women"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Could you post your avatar cow (the little dancing one), I'd like to give it a tryOriginally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
If anyone could do something with this, or my avatar, maybe like make it red white blue with a star, that'd rock.
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The original dancing cowAttached Files"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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This is so bizarre, it just might work. I'll get on something as soon as I can.
(Where's Grandpa Troll when you need him?)"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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When they first said the earth was round, it was called bizarre.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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What's even more bizarre is a proud Texan who has a pet cat. Cat's are very un-Texan.Comment
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What about this one:Attached FilesBlahComment
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Nice work.....hmmm.....If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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