Designer vaginas are a worrying trend

[DaShi]

Where's his poem then?

[Elok]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
If you get to the point where a man reaches your inner labia, you're already doing pretty well. No way is he going to stop and say: I won't do it, your labia is so ugly! No man, ever.

Shouldn't someone have posted the inevitable, obligatory pic of Coulter's hoo-hoo by now?

EDIT: Found it.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by rah
If males can be suckered in to paying millions of dollars for bogus penis enlargement gadgets, why shouldn't women join the insanity.

I had to laugh. Many years ago while chatting with a friend. He had been hinting that he was looking forward to the upcoming birth of his daughter because he thought his wife was too tight and was hoping that the birth would resolve this issue. It ended up being a c-section and when he was chatting with the surgeon afterwards, the doctor winked at him and said he did him a favor by putting in an extra stitch in to tighten her up for him. They switched doctors for their second child.

Bogus you say

Does this look bogus to you?

rah, for real, i paid 365,000 credits and slept a night with medussa to get this here Boa-headed Bogus Bad Boy!!

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I wanted to make a nifty rhyme of the title.

Designer and vagina almost rhyme already.

Rhyme, eh?



Nuttin could be finer, than to be in Caroline's vagina, during da reeeee-aaamin just before da caaa-reeeaaaa--min!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by DaShi
Where's his poem then?

Oh, that one....




I'd dreamed about your knickers ever since my puberty
and you made my dreams come true when you asked me round for tea.
But when I got inside them, I knew it would bode ill
'cos it felt OK, but it looked like roadkill.

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

We've made the duvet rock for the past eleven years
but my knees still knock when your thighs are wrapped around my ears.
I know that I'm shallow, but I still want to ease in
to something that I find more aesthetically pleasing

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

I love you, yes it's true, but prepare yourself for shock
for your "pant kebab" has become a stumbling block
I can't deny the fact that I'd like a nice 'un.
Not one that's done ten rounds with "Iron" Mike Tyson.

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

So my bags are packed and I won't come back no more
and the sharp heartbreak just cuts me to the core.
But I can't turn back, I've just got to leave
I can't deal with a mimsy like a wizard's sleeve.

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

Oh who could have guessed that our future would hinge
on the sight of your large and leathery minge?

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

[Guynemer]

How come my "Disturbing Trends In Feminine Hygenie" thread about shaved pubic hair got locked, but this thread is okay?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Cause that's not really a disturbing trend

[Imran Siddiqui]

Cause that's not really a disturbing trend

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Guynemer
How come my "Disturbing Trends In Feminine Hygenie" thread about shaved pubic hair got locked, but this thread is okay?

Without seeing it I guess it's because Gramps posted something extremely hairy and disgusting in it.

[Lancer]

700 bn, and now this. When will it all end?

[Timexwatch]

Obviously nobody here has seen a beautifully formed vagina.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
Obviously nobody here has seen a beautifully formed vagina.

I have only one eye, and it is blind

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
Obviously nobody here has seen a beautifully formed vagina.

No, but you chose to place yourself in a thread about unsightly *****.

[Alinestra Covelia]

There is so much outrage over Grandpa Troll's pictures, but I have never seen a single one before it got taken down.

[Krill]

Riesstiu, there should be a scale on that picture...