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    A couple bonking at a disused railway station in Mpumalanga, were run over and killed by a goods train on Friday.

    The man was dismembered. The unidentified victims were having sex under the platform of an old railway station, close to the railway line. They allegedly ignored a warning from the driver of a passing goods train that hit them.

    Their ages were estimated at late 20s and early 30s. The gruesome incident occurred at the old Kinross station on Friday night, according to police.

    Nearby residents suspected the woman could have been a prostitute because the railway station is frequented by those who ply their trade on the outskirts of the tiny town.

    They said the majority of the prostitutes’ clients were motorists and truck drivers .

    However, when business is slow, the prostitutes apparently go to the local pubs and taverns to solicit business.

    Police said the victims had not yet been identified and could not confirm whether prostitution was involved.

    Superintendent Abie Khoabane said the man was mutilated and died at the scene while the woman, who was severely injured, died at the Evander Hospital on Saturday. They both sustained head injuries as well as broken or dismembered limbs.

    According to Khoabane, the train driver saw the couple from a distance and repeatedly hooted “but they continued with their business”.

    “The station is no longer in use, but the railway lines are still used by goods trains,” he said.

    An inquest docket has been opened and Khoabane appealed to families with missing relatives to contact Kinross police or their nearest police station.


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  • #2
    It is in South Africa.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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    • #3
      Natural selection.
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      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        "They allegedly ignored a warning from the driver of a passing goods train that hit them."

        Sounds like the train was 'piloted' by Ted Striker.
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        • #5
          Is .za South Africa (and not Zaire) or is it just a South African paper that uses Zaire for a convenient (cheap?) web address?
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          • #6
            .za is South Africa's TLD.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              The man was dismembered.


              Now that's not fair.

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              • #8
                Shouldn't 'Bonking' be 'Boinking' ?
                And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliot

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                • #9
                  I thought bonk was hitting ones head? As in, let's go bonk some heads?

                  And, should not the driver have braked? He saw them from distance, hooted, but didn't brake?
                  I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                  • #10
                    Trains can't brake in that distance. It takes several miles for a train going 60MPH to brake, IIRC. (We do have a finnish train engineer on Poly, by the way, you could always ask him...)
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                    • #11
                      Er, trains kind of take awhile to stop.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
                        I thought bonk was hitting ones head? As in, let's go bonk some heads?

                        And, should not the driver have braked? He saw them from distance, hooted, but didn't brake?
                        Not to mention, how do you see people under the platform from a passing train, and have time to do anything before you're half a mile past them?

                        A couple of things about this story make me think it's bogus.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Supr49er
                          Shouldn't 'Bonking' be 'Boinking' ?


                          ALWAYS BOINKING NEVER BONKING.

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                          • #14
                            We all have to go sometime. It's a nice way to go....but there's probably going to be some 'splaining to do at the Pearlly Gates.

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                            • #15
                              "Bonking" is what I do to the fish I catch, if I want to eat it
                              So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
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