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  • #16
    GODADDY PROVIDES HOSTING I THOUGHT? Maybe they make websites too. I didn't know that.

    I am convinced your business will be a success but please do not give any homeless people free pies. I have had a problem with this in the past. Needless to say, they do not even finish the crust before they try to kill you and steal all your pies. Losing pies is no laughing matter, and neither is being shanked to death by a homeless man while he is eating your free pies. If a homeless man tries to ask you for a pie, direct him to your nearest competitor, give him a knife and lock your door. Anything else is suicide.

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    • #17
      Here's your sign
      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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      • #18
        ok, see this is where you help the idot girl.

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        so yes this is good? get it?
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Wiglaf
          GODADDY PROVIDES HOSTING I THOUGHT? Maybe they make websites too. I didn't know that.

          I am convinced your business will be a success but please do not give any homeless people free pies. I have had a problem with this in the past. Needless to say, they do not even finish the crust before they try to kill you and steal all your pies. Losing pies is no laughing matter, and neither is being shanked to death by a homeless man while he is eating your free pies. If a homeless man tries to ask you for a pie, direct him to your nearest competitor, give him a knife and lock your door. Anything else is suicide.

          I've come to believe you're either on drugs or totally delusional.
          Never have I read nor heard by word of mouth, of there ever being a problem with pie pan-handling.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #20
            So Jrabbit wins the prize for best website name. I'm going to go with awesomepies.com if it's still available. Then when they open the page they will see all the Betty Lou's stuff.
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #21
              Keep Betty Lou in the name Awesomepies?? Everyone that makes pies think they are awesome. There is only one Betty Lou!



              Seriously, I think you should keep Betty Lou in.
              Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
              And notifying the next of kin
              Once again...

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              • #22
                Buy both names. The cost is minimal.
                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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                • #23
                  Actually they had the unveiling of the pie at the Driskill today and on the menu it says and I quote


                  "Betty Lou's Buttermilk Pie

                  then over to the side it says

                  2008 Winner Signature Pie Contest
                  Submitted by my name there, Austin Texas

                  How Cool Is That!!!! The lady that interviewed me for a magazine here in town said the article is for their November issue and it's the special dinning issue (you know the one people always wait for) And she said she will put the website in the article. The newspaper food person will post it on her blog and it will be in the acutual paper in the next few days.

                  So the decision has been made that bettyloupies.com it is.
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Tiamat
                    Actually they had the unveiling of the pie at the Driskill today and on the menu it says and I quote


                    "Betty Lou's Buttermilk Pie

                    then over to the side it says

                    2008 Winner Signature Pie Contest
                    Submitted by my name there, Austin Texas

                    How Cool Is That!!!! The lady that interviewed me for a magazine here in town said the article is for their November issue and it's the special dinning issue (you know the one people always wait for) And she said she will put the website in the article. The newspaper food person will post it on her blog and it will be in the acutual paper in the next few days.

                    So the decision has been made that bettyloupies.com it is.
                    You realise we have a deadline now?
                    Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                    And notifying the next of kin
                    Once again...

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                    • #25
                      Yes I know oh great webmaster

                      Then you'd better decide between Godaddy.com or Hostmonster hadn't you
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Tiamat
                        Yes I know oh great webmaster

                        Then you'd better decide between Godaddy.com or Hostmonster hadn't you
                        I just did
                        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                        And notifying the next of kin
                        Once again...

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                        • #27
                          Alright, fine smarta$$
                          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                          • #28
                            Hmm, I should convince my dad to sell his pie online. It were excellent.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • #29
                              Tell idot girl what website to get
                              You put yourself down too much . You're awesome!
                              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                              • #30
                                defense mechanismmmmmmm
                                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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