Subway fires employee for sexual orientation

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Elok
You're comfortable eating a giant phallic symbol made by a porn star? I don't think I would be.

What if she only does porn with other chicks? Ain't no phallic symbols there.

[DRoseDARs]

He was fired for the gay porn films, not his sexual orientation. Kurt Wild is what's called gay-for-pay, straight men who do gay porn for money. Men in straight porn make WAAAY less than their female counterparts, so the real money for male porn stars is in gay-for-pay. Anything from masturbation, receiving fellatio, to full on intercourse. Kurt Wild is primarily a bottom, though he actually is straight. He has a wife and three kids if I recall the other article I read yesterday correctly.

[Elok]

I wouldn't know, but I suppose that might be okay. Depends how skanky she looks too. I don't want to imagine the hands making my food were just up a coworker's hoo-hoo, gloves or no gloves. In general, no sex or adult entertainment industry workers should be making my food. I firmly believe that.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
He was fired for the gay porn films, not his sexual orientation. Kurt Wild is what's called gay-for-pay, straight men who do gay porn for money. Men in straight porn make WAAAY less than their female counterparts, so the real money for male porn stars is in gay-for-pay. Anything from masturbation, receiving fellatio, to full on intercourse. Kurt Wild is primarily a bottom, though he actually is straight. He has a wife and three kids if I recall the other article I read yesterday correctly.

Bi maybe..straight no....

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Elok
You're comfortable eating a giant phallic symbol made by a porn star? I don't think I would be.

I eat the sandwich from the middle.

ACK!

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Elok
I wouldn't know, but I suppose that might be okay. Depends how skanky she looks too. I don't want to imagine the hands making my food were just up a coworker's hoo-hoo, gloves or no gloves.

Even if it was just the hoo-hoo and not the yoo-hoo? How would that be too gross to bear? I take it enthusiastic cunnilingus isn't in your girlfriend's future.

[Elok]

No, I generally don't want my meat and my mouth going to the same place. And just so you know, I don't order the tuna-fish sub when I go to Subway. I think I'd notice.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Elok
No, I generally don't want my meat and my mouth going to the same place.

How tragic for her.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Elok
I wouldn't know, but I suppose that might be okay. Depends how skanky she looks too. I don't want to imagine the hands making my food were just up a coworker's hoo-hoo, gloves or no gloves. In general, no sex or adult entertainment industry workers should be making my food. I firmly believe that.

Just asking...does anyone here ever wipe their @r$e..perhaps inadvertently allowing a finger to perforate say a tissue..maybe that got moist or damp when it made contact with URANUS?

Of course you wash your hands....

We all P!$$ and wipe our hands

(Some have even been taught not to P!$$ on their hands)

Say a young single man is working at a subway..he maybe scores 1-2 times a week...X 4 weeks a months

Say 10 times a month

X
12 months a year

Now..he does this 120 times (sexual contact) PLUS 3 times a day restroom X 30 days a months X 12 months



/me deciphers long math..one moment...

1080 times a year he makes contact near or on a hoo-hoo

So thats 1080 PLUS 120=1200 opportunities to bring you some extra delicious Dijon Mayo tasting substance on your sub....

Just a thought...

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Darius871


How tragic for her.

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[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Lancer
Yeah, that's what I figured Sloww, particularly gay porn. I mean you're eating your sandwich...is that really mayo?

As long as it cums from a container marked Mayo?

[Asher]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
He was fired for the gay porn films, not his sexual orientation. Kurt Wild is what's called gay-for-pay, straight men who do gay porn for money. Men in straight porn make WAAAY less than their female counterparts, so the real money for male porn stars is in gay-for-pay. Anything from masturbation, receiving fellatio, to full on intercourse. Kurt Wild is primarily a bottom, though he actually is straight. He has a wife and three kids if I recall the other article I read yesterday correctly.

What kind of straight guy is an enthusiastic bottom like he is? Give me a break.

[Theben]

No more Subway tuna melts for me.

[Lancer]

I wish I hadn't posted in this thread.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Asher

What kind of straight guy is an enthusiastic bottom like he is? Give me a break.

I don't think anyone in the gay community HASN'T asked that. Only he and his wife know the answer...