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    A cry for help ruffles feathers
    Police rush to Trenton home only to find a noisy cockatoo

    "Help me! Help me!"

    Police officers called to a South Trenton home Wednesday morning clearly heard what they thought was a female voice calling out for assistance.

    Nobody answered the front door, and with seconds ticking away, and a dog barking inside the house, a sergeant ordered officers to kick in the door of the Centre Street home at about 9:50 a.m.

    With their guns drawn, officers searched room-by-room and found no humans in distress, but they continued to hear the pleas for help.

    In a first floor bedroom, they figured out the mystery: a caged bird, a cockatoo, that was repeatedly saying, "Help me! Help me!"

    After police officers figured out there was no alarm, and that they and the 911 callers had been duped, the bird, whose name is Luna, eventually introduced herself with a simple "Hello."

    Luna had struck again, owner Evelyn DeLeon said yesterday.

    Her 10-year-old blue-eyed umbrella cockatoo has twice now summoned police to the family's home and provided the family with some interesting moments over the years with her ever-expanding vocabulary.

    About seven years ago, Luna, named for the moon, cried all day, imitating a baby, DeLeon said. Neighbors who heard the cries for hours suspected someone left a baby home alone and called police, who brought the Division of Youth and Family Services with them.

    No harmed children, just Luna expressing herself.

    "They all laughed," DeLeon said yesterday of the officers on that call. "But we never thought this was going to happen again."

    DeLeon said Luna learned "Help me!" years ago as a joke. "And I never thought she would use that again."

    Luna often rides on DeLeon's shoulder when she walks to corner stores, and loves to watch television, where she picks up sounds and words.

    She often responds to the telephone ringing with, "Hello."

    But she also has a sultry, drawn out, "Helloooo," that has tricked many a man in public, who often think DeLeon is coming on to them. "I tell them I'm not the one talking," DeLeon said.

    Over the years, Luna has become bilingual, saying "Hola," to Spanish speakers, and has picked up some street slang with "Yo," while sometimes using the more straightforward "Hello" to others.

    Yesterday, a Times reporter attempted an interview with Luna, but she was not in a chatty mood, only mustering a "Hello," and repeating her name several times.

    Luna is sneaky as she is gabby, her owner said.

    Years ago, the DeLeons came home from a weekend in Atlantic City and Luna was sitting on a rocking chair, watching television. She had somehow managed to turn on the TV.

    Yesterday's commotion started when two clients of DeLeon's husband's driving school, which he runs from the family home, came to the front door without an appointment and knocked, then heard Luna saying, "Help me! Help me!"

    They called police, who got to the house and called an ambulance and the fire department to respond, not knowing what they would find inside.

    After DeLeon arrived home, police officials arranged for the city's public works department to repair her front door, which DeLeon was pleased with. She understands why they broke into her home.

    "You don't know what I've gone through in the last 10 years," DeLeon said with a happy sigh. "Oh, Luna."

  • #2
    So... The police didn't figure out that the cockatoo had swallowed whole the woman in distress and that she was crying out from inside.

    Too late to rescue her now. She's undoubtedly been digested.

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    • #3
      Assuming you're the cop who broke through the door, what would you teach the bird to say?

      "I'm just a stupid bird" "I'm just a stupid bird"
      Long time member @ Apolyton
      Civilization player since the dawn of time

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      • #4
        Playful took Ozzy, the macaw parrot, back to Utah. Talking birds are pretty funny.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          what would you teach the bird to say?
          "Stick 'em up! I have a gun & I know how to use it. Put your money on the table, walk out of the room, and never look back."

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          • #6
            "That bird is rabid, shoot it!"
            Long time member @ Apolyton
            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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            • #7
              One night a robber broke into a dark house and went about rufflling through drawers and such.
              "Jesus is watching you," a voice said.
              Startled, the thief shined his flashlight around. Seeing no one, he went back to his search.
              "Jesus is watching you," the voice said again.
              The thief looked around again. This time he shined his light on a caged parrot, which said, "Jesus is watching you."
              The thief smirked and said, "What's your name?"
              "Moses," said the parrot.
              "What kind of idiot names a parrot Moses?" the thief asked.
              The parrot replied, "The same kind of idiot who names a Rottweiler Jesus."
              I am on a mission to see how much coffee it takes to actually achieve time travel.

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