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  • Epic teenager fail

    Not surprisingly involving a Brit and lots of strong liquor.

    Cocktail puts woman in hospital
    Corinne Coyle (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)
    Ms Coyle's face may not return to normal (Evening Gazette)

    A teenager from Teesside has vowed never to drink again after a holiday cocktail caused her head to swell to the size of a football.

    Corinne Coyle reacted to the 10 euro mixture of Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin.

    The 19-year-old spent two days in a hospital in the Greek resort of Malia.

    Since returning home she has been treated at hospital in Middlesbrough where doctors said they did not know if her face would return to normal.

    Doctors in Greece said the swelling was caused by a chemical reaction and they had seen a similar incident within the past couple of weeks.

    She was allowed to fly home on Tuesday and has spent the last two days being examined at the James Cook University Hospital and by her GP. Doctors are still waiting for the results.

    She has vowed never to touch alcohol again.


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  • #2
    WTF?

    Chemical reaction? Was it an allergy? Sounds like it.
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    • #3
      We need more investigations into what chemicals make different portions of our bodies swell. Viagra ... er, check. Silicon .... er, double check.

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      • #4
        Looks like a typical British girl. :shrug:
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        • #5
          Originally posted by onodera
          Looks like a typical British girl. :shrug:
          Right, you can't tell how much of the ugliness is due to her being British and how much to the reaction :shrug:

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          • #6
            she should have vowed not to touch alcohol again until the swelling passes... would have higher probability of actually doing it...
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            • #7
              She won't drink alcohol any more. But she won't drink any less either.
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              • #8
                onodera got that one right
                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #9
                  She won't be drinking more cocktails but she'll be sucking plenty of the former.

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                  • #10
                    Who cares? If you're old enough to vote and enlist in the army, your old enough to drink, right?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Winston
                      If you're old enough to vote and enlist in the army, your old enough to drink, right?
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                      • #12
                        OzzyKP should ask her out some time. Maybe she's got huge ..tracts of land.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
                          she should have vowed not to touch alcohol ...
                          Who here has not vowed to never drink again...ever......and this time we really mean it.

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                          • #14
                            They couldn't be more vague. Is this an american football or the rest of the world football?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                              WTF?

                              Chemical reaction? Was it an allergy? Sounds like it.
                              Probaly more like someone spiked the cocktail ? with illegal stuff.
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