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  • #16
    We were not drunk there, we got drunk later. Come on.
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Theben
      Drunk east europeans with guns? That never happens!
      He looks too responsible to consider drinking before shooting targets with friends.

      But yeah, that's not a very good spread from under 50 m. If you're serious about defending what you love in case the going gets tough, keeping regular practice events with friends is a good way -- adds more competitiveness, which encourages additional practice.

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      • #18
        Did you still have the guns or had you donated them to charity already?
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Saras
          You have a lot of faith in the loyalty of these Vostok Chechens
          Well, they proved themselves in Georgia... Also, their families are still in Russia.
          Graffiti in a public toilet
          Do not require skill or wit
          Among the **** we all are poets
          Among the poets we are ****.

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          • #20
            Crap. Saras with guns. When he chickens out and doesn't want to attack Russia, he'll come after me... heeeelp!
            Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
            Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
            I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Solver
              Crap. Saras with guns. When he chickens out and doesn't want to attack Russia, he'll come after me... heeeelp!
              We'll be glad to help you.
              Graffiti in a public toilet
              Do not require skill or wit
              Among the **** we all are poets
              Among the poets we are ****.

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              • #22
                Re: Aggressive Lithuanian aggressors aggressively prepare for war against Russia

                Originally posted by Saras
                Boom! Headshot!
                Big mistake.

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                • #23
                  I'll use your picture to order an exclusive pack of toilet paper for my WC.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by onodera

                    We'll be glad to help you.
                    Poland will assist Lithuania by protecting it from Belarusian attack: a buffor zone will be established along the eastern lithuanian border, including Vilnius, with polish peacekeepers
                    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                    Middle East!

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                    • #25
                      Way to go!

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                      • #26
                        Save a few rounds for the minions of Putin.
                        Long time member @ Apolyton
                        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                        • #27
                          By the way,

                          Dear Mr. Sarunas Skyrius,
                          I've sent your smiling unshaved face to my superiors in teh evil KGB, so if you have any unfinished business in Russia, I would recommend you to finish it as soon as possible (our bureaucratic machine is pretty slow, so you still have some time).

                          And don't be so surprised when you visa will be canceled.

                          Your actions fall under article 319 of the penal code of Russia. If you were a Russian citizen you could face the court (the punishment is penalty or 120-180 hours of public works or 6-12 months of forced labor (yeah, that's right - in Siberia), but since you are not, you can shot the picture of our prime minister for all you care. But you have to agree that we don't need here foreigners who don't respect our laws.
                          I hope you had a lot of fun at that shooting range. And I am sure your partners at the Gildbankers will be happy to know that you’ll never visit this aggressive Empire of teh evil aggressors ever again, because you were smart enough to post this photo in Internet. No doubt they will support you in your struggle vs. teh evil regime.

                          Have a nice day.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Serb
                            By the way,

                            Dear Mr. Sarunas Skyrius,
                            I've sent your smiling unshaved face to my superiors in teh evil KGB, so if you have any unfinished business in Russia, I would recommend you to finish it as soon as possible (our bureaucratic machine is pretty slow, so you still have some time).

                            And don't be so surprised when you visa will be canceled.

                            Your actions fall under article 319 of the penal code of Russia. If you were a Russian citizen you could face the court (the punishment is penalty or 120-180 hours of public works or 6-12 months of forced labor (yeah, that's right - in Siberia), but since you are not, you can shot the picture of our prime minister for all you care. But you have to agree that we don't need here foreigners who don't respect our laws.
                            I hope you had a lot of fun at that shooting range. And I am sure your partners at the Gildbankers will be happy to know that you’ll never visit this aggressive Empire of teh evil aggressors ever again, because you were smart enough to post this photo in Internet. No doubt they will support you in your struggle vs. teh evil regime.

                            Have a nice day.
                            LOL
                            Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                            Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                            Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                            • #29
                              Yeah, right, laugh your ass out while you still can.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                                Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                                Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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