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    I'm sexually attracted to depressive girls with hair on their eyes. Well, other girls too, but mostly depressive girls with hair on the eye. I'm seriously worried about it. Any ideas of how can I help myself?
    money sqrt evil;
    My literacy level are appalling.

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    Just be thankful you don't have emuphilia. They jail you for that.
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    • #3
      Large doses of happy music and burning all your black clothes? That ought to keep the EMO/Goth chicks away.

      Failing that avoid night clubs where chicks wear more makeup then hookers especially if it is black makeup.
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      • #4
        And here I was thinking this was a typo for hemophilia. They won't jail you for that though, unless it's mixed up with hematophilia.
        Unbelievable!

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        • #5
          Don't worry muxec, most of them are happy on the inside. Besides, insane chick are freaky good in bed.
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Japher
            Besides, insane chick are freaky good in bed.
            True, but do not under any circumstances give them your real address or phone number.
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            • #7
              Hair on the eye?
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                bangs covering their face, basically
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  bangs covering their face, basically
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Thoth


                    True, but do not under any circumstances give them your real address or phone number.
                    Damn right, if you're lucky they'll only carve up your furniture.
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • #11
                      That's scary. I tried to cut myself a little once, but did not get the trick. What's the catch?
                      money sqrt evil;
                      My literacy level are appalling.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Emophilia? Help!

                        Originally posted by muxec
                        I'm sexually attracted to depressive girls with hair on their eyes.
                        I fail to see the problem.
                        I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                        • #13


                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #14
                            Whatever turns you on.

                            You'll get no competition from me.
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                            • #15
                              Dry, these are fake.

                              What can I do if girl thinks she is too depressed to accept my invitation cause her sad face will disrupt the joy of the others?

                              But seriously, the girls I'm speaking about are not emo cause they are 22-28 years old and do not listen to emo music. They just have hair over the face and enjoy being sad. Not sure about cuts though.
                              Last edited by muxec; September 1, 2008, 14:40.
                              money sqrt evil;
                              My literacy level are appalling.

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