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  • Jesus turns cancer into porn

    Well, more or less

    AN AUSTRALIAN pastor who inspired hundreds of thousands of people with his fight against terminal cancer has admitted he faked his illness to hide an addiction to porn.
    Police are now investigating disgraced pastor Michael Guglielmucci over the collection of public donations to his cancer cause.

    The alarm is understood to have been raised by the Hillsong Church in Sydney which revealed the pastor's hoax in an email.

    His deception was so great his wife quit work to care for him, he forced himseld to vomit regularly at night and even lost his hair to fool his family and the public about the extent of his illness.

    Guglielmucci, whose parents established Edge Church International, an Assemblies of God church, had earlier this year released a hit song, The Healer, which debuted at No. 2 on the ARIA charts and was featured on Sydney Hillsong church's latest album.

    It since has become an anthem of faith for believers, many of whom are suffering their own illness and were praying for a miracle for Guglielmucci - more than 300,000 people have watched one performance on YouTube.

    In a frank TV interview, Guglielmucci explained fabricating a terminal cancer battle to hide his 16-year obsession with pornography.
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    Is this australian version of onion or am I missing something here?

  • #2
    Porn is much better then cancer. Obviously the prayer worked.
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    • #3
      In a frank TV interview, Guglielmucci explained fabricating a terminal cancer battle to hide his 16-year obsession with pornography.


      How exactly does terminal cancer aid in hiding one's porn obsession?

      Also, I really hope the Japanese will never hear of this.

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      • #4
        Re: Jesus turns cancer into porn

        Originally posted by tinyp3nis
        Is this australian version of onion or am I missing something here?
        Well, that paper is a tabloid...
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        • #5
          I did found this too, seems to be real


          edit: tho the porn addiction is probably a cover and the whole family might be in on this

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          • #6
            Well he's not exactly dwindling away from the looks of it.

            I'm more surprised the guy isn't in fact blind. With those strange eyes he certainly looks as though he is.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by tinyp3nis
              I did found this too, seems to be real
              Hmmm... perhaps so.

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              • #8
                As true a Christian as I've ever seen.

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                • #9
                  Oh, suck a nut.
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                  • #10
                    Religon: 0 / Evolution: 5,324,124,353,632
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                    • #11
                      It just goes to show how easy it is to decieve people.

                      hint hint Christians.
                      be free

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                      • #12
                        Many Christians are waaaay to gullible when anybody trots out the religious babble.
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