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  • Where was I before I was concieved?

    Just wondering.
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    Civilization player since the dawn of time

  • #2
    Hell.

    And thou shalt return to the fiery pit from whence thou sprang.
    Last edited by Darius871; August 16, 2008, 19:03.
    Unbelievable!

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    • #3
      Well THAT doesn't sound very nice.
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      • #4
        Existential truths are rarely nice.
        Unbelievable!

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        • #5
          If they are not nice, they must be false.
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          • #6
            Re: Where was I before I was concieved?

            Mars










            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Half of you was in your mother. The other half was a collection of things your father ate.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                Mostly sausages.
                "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                • #9
                  That explains alot.
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                  • #10
                    Your dad was a sausage eater?
                    And you're proud of that?
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • #11
                      I prefer patty sausage over link.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        I just saw someone has made bratwurst patties, so you can cook 'em like burgers.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Where was I before I was concieved?

                          Originally posted by Lancer
                          Just wondering.
                          Nowhere. You didn't exist. In fact, you didn't exist until sometime after you were born, you being the personality we call Lancer, not the flesh wrapped around it.

                          From nothing we came, to nothing we shall return.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            I think it is wise to ask the question and misguided to imagine you know the answer.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Where was I before I was concieved?

                              Originally posted by Lancer
                              Just wondering.
                              Would you like an anatomical diagram?
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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